OhDope, see what y'all missed?

Pictures are up.

The quotes are coming, as is my write-up.

Short version: I had a great time, I’m glad everyone came and I hope it was worth it for ya. Some really great costumes and all that…yadda, yadda, yakkity-smakkity. Thanks for coming, Happy Hallowe’en.

People were nice and I had fun and I hugged them.
And Shibb, I’m still sorry for trying to rip your face off. :slight_smile:
I’ll post more when I’m more awake and so I’m going back to bed.

I’m home.

Nice pics.

Why no shots of my cleavage, dammit? No one grabbed my ass, either. WTF kind of fest was this? :wink:

You mean a dopefest where porc got nun? :wink: d and r’s far, far away…

::aiming crossbow::

I’ll give you a three-second lead, Odie. Better start running.
I had a wonderful time. It was great to meet new Dopers and spend some time with the ones I already knew. Nothing like a night of flirting, pool, music, and (not) drinking to brighten up a dull semster.

Can’t wait to see the quote list. I didn’t read any from Friday night and I want to see what hijinks you all got up to.

Sweet, innocent juniper, in the bathtub with three other people.

And I missed it.

sob

All the people I met before still rocked.

All the people I met for the first time rocked as well. Many of them in new and interesting ways.

The last thing I have to say, in honor of the South Park movie, which we watched (after Manos: Hands of Fate):

I…I can’t help it…OhDope has warped my fragile little mind…

<cough**choke>

Yes…innocent.

How come samclem has a beard in some of the photos, and NO beard in the others? Did he shave halfway through, or grow one real fast?

Has UncleBeer utilized his Burma-Shave-bestowing powers on someone other than myself? I’m jealous.

Well, in comparison

And now, an exerpt from the stirring Tub Scene.

ShibbOleth picks up a razor from the bathroom counter.

Juniper: Wow. Is that the actual razor? You know…the razor?

Shibb: Aaaaaaaugh! (drops razor)

thinksnow: No, that’s not the razor. It’s back in Louisville.

Shibb frantically washing hands, pays this no heed.

Damnation! I missed the bathtub!

Why didn’t I get that memo?

It was great to meet everyone!

However…what’s this about the razor?

Scaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarryyyy. Maybe 'twas best I had to retire, like the innocent maid that I am…

Bathtub… interesting. I’m glad I went back to the hotel early. :smiley:

I go with what Dyno said. People rocked. :slight_smile:

Do I even want to know what happened with Miss C and duct tape?

Great pics. Its almost enough to make want to move.

They wanted to know if it was the Scrotum Scraping Razor[sup]TM[/sup][sub](I believe that’s the term UncleBill coined for this particular practice).**

samclem did shave to complete his costume.

I had a great time. All of you at OhDope proved that what I’ve always read here is true, Dopers rock. From the PreDope, the Dopefest, to the PostDope thanks for making a relative unknown feel welcome.

They must have passed out the memo while were playing with the duct tape.

Dopers I just met:

Sophie: Sayonara y’all! You gotta love a girl who will tape your boobs together and feel you up!
[sub]love the new sig[/sub]

Saph: You my dear, are the cutest!!! Make sure the boy behaves himself. [sub] Quix, anyone who yells “Jews Rule” is ok in my book. Be good to the queen[/sub]

SamClem: One of the nicest men you’ll ever meet. Dopers will change all that.

UncleBeer: The ‘Moderators’ Moderator and maker of excellent margaritas

Medea: Love you. Can you teach me how to be tall?

Juniper: You kill me…loved the cookies…mmmmm…pumpkin-y. You must come to a ChiDope when you kick that nasty drug habit of yours. And bonus 200 pts for knowing who Little Wooden Boy is!

Oscar: I didn’t really get a chance to talk to you but pink is YOUR color!!

Tevya: Crikey! I’m speechless. Really.

Shibb: What Tiggeril said

I can’t think anymore, sorry if I missed anyone, but of course I love you all!

Think, Tigg, Dyno, SuperDude, Quix and dearest Porc (who is an excellent roommie): I LOVE YOU GUYS!!

special thanks to Kevin for driving me back to the hotel when my head was on the verge of imploding. (he was a perfect gentleman! wait…now that I think about it, I’m insulted…driven home by SuperDude and not groped once!

Now that I’ve had a nap and the alcohol has cleared my system, I have a small confession to make:

I feel like such a slut! I can’t believe I slept with Superdude and DynoSaur the same night, not too mention my difficulty in telling them apart.

Wow. Um, yeah. The weekend was…well, you see it was like this…and then, well, you know. Really. I have no words. Except maybe these:

Too. Much. Vodka.

Oh, and Jenga rules.

Everyone was absolutely tremendous.

I didn’t get a tattoo like I wanted, but I did chip a tooth on a beer bottle.

Adult Jenga is fun. Making Adult Jenga more risque is even more fun.

I love the South Park movie.

I really don’t suck that much at pool. You all must have put a curse on me.

I love tavern wenches. And slutty nuns. But Wicked Queens frighten me [sub]and I REALLY love that![/sub]

Little known fact: I was Assistant to Boob Manipulator #4 in Hollow Man.

I can’t wait for the quotes from this weekend to get up.

I have never had that much fun in an empty bathtub before (well, without rubber duckies anyways).

Can we make OhDope an annual tradition? How about monthly? Actually, what are y’all doing tomorrow? :smiley:

Quixy