When Sub-Editors Attack...

Headline on the “news updates” of my browser: Mall Holding Anti-Child Abuse Vigil. Jeez, I know the little buggers can be annoying in the shops, especially during the school holidays, but holding a gathering advocating their torment is a bit strong.

I guess they couldn’t have foreseen this, but the headline of my last email news update from the NY Times got truncated thusly:

Lay’s Death Complicates Efforts to Seize Ass