Typhoon meranti cafuses a huge inflatable moon to run over people and cars in China.
Thank goodness that it was not a festival that makes a reference to planet Jupiter!
“I warned you what would happen if you showed up late to work again without a good excuse. Go clear out your desk.”
“But I do have an excuse! The moon ran me over on the way to work!”
“Spare me the nonsense. You’re still fired.”
(a few hours later) “All right, I saw the news. You’re unfired.”