I’m looking for examples of objects, places, etc. that would have normally been given a certain name, except that the name in question would have sounded too silly or awkward. Two that spring to mind:
The Super Bowl is usually assigned a roman numeral, but the 50th one was named “Super Bowl 50” - both because the asymmetrical letter L was difficult to incorporate into branding logos, and also because it evoked the “loser” hand gesture.
In New York City, the only bridge not officially known as a “bridge” is the Outerbridge Crossing, named for businessman Eugenius Harvey Outerbridge. By all accounts, the crossing was so named to avoid having to call it the “Outerbridge Bridge.”
I’m wondering what definition of river you’re using that makes it not a river.
Edited to add: but it still qualifies for this thread because to call it the “Detroit Strait” is repetitive. (The French word for “strait” is “détroit”.)
@Q.Q.Switcheroo, not that I ever thought about it, but I never knew that about the Outerbridge. Staten Island to New Jersey. I used it just last month. Named for the Port Authority’s first chairman. Weird.
A legend my father told me is that everybody knew it wasn’t a river but after a short war with France and Britain it was agreed that British and French ships could freely trade in the seas but not in the rivers, so everybody continued the fiction that it was a river. (This is of course false but se non è vero, è ben trovato)
In the 60s, a bird seed for finches was sold. It was Guizotia abyssinica, but the common name was niger.
The seed name niger was a problem. Sometimes it was marketed as thistle, but it isn’t thistle. A bird seed company renamed/rebranded the seed Nyjer (always capitalized).
Never heard of those seeds, but by that date there was a newly-minted republic of 25 million people, which would have been in the news, so the name couldn’t have been a problem?
I know a guy with the last name Woody. I once asked him if kids teased him about his name growing up. He told me they did, they’d call him Homo (his first name is Homer, which I totally missed as being problematic).