I’ll take this one.
She’s the reasonable person, and it looks to me like she’s got your number.
Drive carefully, sir.
Oh, you’re not old enough to drive?
Walk carefully, sir.
Are you still here? I thought the number of Ginger’s online suitors had dropped by one.
Punha will not be pleased, and Muffin…well, Muffin will just write a poem about it.
Seems to me that Bossk is playing a little game, wanting to get people in a tizzy over his words. Oh dear, did I get that wrong? I think not, he’s just playing. He has his left hand in the sandbox and the right playing with his small male part. He’s looking around to see if anyone notices the game he’s playing but some can see right through it.
< sigh >
I’ve met more formidable adversaries in the past…he’s cake.
:rolleyes:
Someone please pass the butter and if it’s margarine I will throw it in your face.
Oh, yeah, I noted that ages ago. He’s my new toy.
Have you noticed that his posts are full of completely unrelated non sequitors? I can imagine what a conversation with him in real life is like…
PERSON #1: “Hi!”
BOSSK: “Grass soda cartwheel neener!”
#1: “Uh, what?”
BOSSK: “Roosevelt slurping dinner plate!”
#1: “What does that mean?”
BOSSK: “Don’t eat nails in the topsy-turvy, tit tit tit!”
#1: “Huh? Is that an insult?”
BOSSK: “You anthill throwing papaya goosebumps!”
#1: “Whoa, he is trying to insult me! Hey, guys, come look at this thing!”
PERSON #2: “Wow, its eyes are rolling in opposite directions!”
BOSSK: “Trousers dripping clock the addendum! Poo-noggin zeep-zeep!”
PERSON #3: “Hey, let’s poke it with a stick!”
#2: “Nah, let’s put it in the cage with my pet Serlin and see if they’ll fight!”
BOSSK: “Yippee dwarf golfball sprite! Eating poisonous when? Zig-zag! Zag-zig! Trampoline!”
#1: “Man, this is getting dull… what’s on TV?”
BOSSK: “Thurbledurble!”
#2: “Ah, shutup, it was cute for the first five minutes.”
BOSSK: “Trids are for kicks!”
#3: “Gross, now it’s throwing feces… man, let’s go back inside.”
BOSSK: “Hortense on the knot by cookies the darning sock!”
I wonder what the next episode of Mystery Bossk Theatre 3000 will bring us? Stay tuned, same Bossk-time, same Bossk-channel!
Spoofe: Hey Bossk, sit down and have a drink.
Me: Ok.
Spoofe: So what’s new?
Me: Not much. I was looking at your webpage the other day.
Spoofe: Oh yeah?
Me: Yeah. You know how you always say that you’re an arrogant bastard? That you brag about it, in fact?
Spoofe: Yeah?
Me: Well, I think you’re right. I think you’re an arrogant bastard.
Spoofe: Where the FUCK do you get off making assumptions about me, needledick?!! You don’t know me!
Me: But, you said yourself-
Spoofe: Don’t interrupt me while I’m talking to you, fuckwad!! Do you call black people niggers??!!
Me: Uh, no.
Spoofe: See the metaphor there, you ignorant pussy fart?!! It’s different when they call themselves that! And if anyone’s gonna call me an arrogant bastard, it’s gonna be me!! Got that, cumstain?!!
Me: Gee, Spoofe, you seem a little thin-skinned.
Spoofe: Did I just go backwards in fucking time?!!! How do you even manage to WALK with seeds that big, shitbreath?!! Did I not tell you to save your criticism for someone who wants to listen to your mongoloid hole?!!
Me: So, you’re a little sensitive about personal attacks?
Spoofe: Are you from another FUCKING dimension, numb nut??? Who in the fuck talked your mother out of that abortion??!! I’ll curse his name until the day I fucking die!!!
Me: This is a little surprising. At times, the writing on your webpage seems pretty heartfelt and vulnerable.
Spoofe: I hate to have to clue you in on something, Nero Fucking Wolfe!! The creative writing that I post for all the world to see on my webpage is not subject to your fucking approval or disapproval!! Do I make myself clear, you rancid yeast infection?!!!
Me: Ummmmmm, so do you think ATTACK OF THE CLONES will be any good?
Spoofe: I have to be fucking hallucinating!!! Do you honestly think in that toilet water you call brain fluid that I would stoop to talk to a vaginal wart like you about it? Do you even know the NAMES of Boba Fett’s fucking space ships??!!!
Me: Well-
Spoofe: Don’t change the fucking subject, you goddamn parasite!! Don’t you EVER change the subject with me!!!
I can see through you like it was the greasy wax paper your sister called a fucking prom dress!!
Me: I’m going to go now.
Spoofe: Oh, there’s a cocksucking surprise!!! What a motherfucking shame!! I wanted to hear your theory about Dengar as a futuristic Frankenstein’s monster!
Me: Say what, now?
Spoofe: Exactly, cheese nuts! And FYI, Manga isn’t a new fucking Skittles flavor!! Tell your friends, Quiz Kid!
Me: I’ll get the check.
Spoofe: Fucking-A right you will, speculum-taster!! And leave a decent fucking tip!! These waitresses aren’t hanging around for your goddamn amusement, you know!!
He might be a tit, but to be fair, Spoofe, he’s got you there 
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SPOOFE: ROTFLMAO!
So, what? Are you jealous?
I was already pleased, cereal-boy. But you missed it.
::shrug:: He’s still trying oh-so-hard to find my buttons, so he can push 'em, but he’s failing miserably. Here’s a hint, Bossky… you won’t find my sensitive parts on my webpage!
And he’s also proved my point about his lack of creativity. C’mon, old boy, can’t you do any better than “I know you are, but what am I?”
Really? Who? I’m not posting this because I give a damn about what’s going on between Bossk and everyone else—I haven’t even read the original posts everyone is fighting about. I’m just curious about who it was who actually got under the skin of the famous techchick.
You’re in for it now SPOOFE. He’s about to escalate this battle of wits to the classic “I am rubber, you are glue” defense. If you manage to fend off that bon mot be prepared to parry the next attack of “SPOOFE is a doo-doo head.” If that fails, he may skip straight ahead go to the indefensible “I can’t hear you LA LA LA” position. After that, his fortress of idiocy can only be fought by implementing sanctions.
Wow. I’ve been accused of writing poetry.
Holee shit! I’m going to die a fucking millionare! I’ve discovered a substance impervious to logic: yosemitebabe’s skull!!
I’ve never seen ANYONE ask for cites from me to prove my statements, THEN, when cites are provided, act as if they don’t exist!!!
Well, we were, until you decided to be an asshole. I was not supporting some “premise,” I was agreeing with a statement made by another poster. Could it have been qualified? Yes, and I did so later. Did you ask for a qualification or clarification of what I said? No, you merely jumped right in and began pissing down my leg with your sarcastic crap, accusing ME of being a know-it-all.
And your “this is just a MESSAGE BOARD, nothing here is serious” schtick is also crap. I’m not a Limbaugh fan, but let me introdudce you to a saying of his that actually makes sense: “Words mean things” Got that? It’s not “just words” if someone threatens to kill the President. It’s not “just words” when somebody makes a bomb threat. It’s not “just words” when someone yells fire in a crowded theater. It’s not “just words” when somebody theatens your child. It’s not “just words” when somebody uses dago, kike, nigger, chink, or spic to refer to another human being. And it’s not “just words” when you are a rude jerk for no reason, in person OR online. Words mean things.
Oh really? So you really thought being aggravating was a great first step, did you?
Well, aren’t you noble. Here’s a hint dipshit, being a rude wiseass to someone off the bat IS a personal attack!!
Oh? It’s HUGE to think that manners matter? That’s news to me. And as to your statement about “other people,” you are totally, 100% wrong! If you actually read my other posts, you can see plainly I haven’t “snapped” at anyone besides you. I clarified myself for Biggirl, I asked iampunha nicely to keep out of this, and I admitted that Crunchy Frog and Slip Mahoney had a point. Absolutely nowhere did I “snap”.
And this only brings to mind something I said earlier:
I’m afraid there still isn’t, “m’dear”. Maybe it’s time to stop talking about OTHER people, and admit that YOU were rude, hmmm??
What really kills me are these two statements:
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Oh, I see. So your way of being an asshole is much nicer than my way, right? And you call ME delusional!!
Yes, I disagreed with you, and I was sarcastic. And for this I am told I am a “waste of flesh”? I am often sarcastic, others are often sarcastic with me. Usually neither of us needs to call the other a “waste of flesh”. Usually neither of us needs to mention old moldy threads, and make comments about “are you out to GET me?” Give me a break.
If you were irritated and annoyed with my response, if you thought I was full of shit - fine. I would expect that. I was sarcastic with you, after all. I thought you were full of shit - and I expressed that. So? What do I get back? Some sarcastic response? Some emphatic counterpoint, explaining to me how WRONG I am (on topic)?
No. Oh noooo… I get you going ballistic. I get you popping a cork, and I get a mention of some old moldy thread, I get “a waste of flesh”, and I get “Are you out to GET me?!”. Give me a break.
Uh huh. Sheesh. Thanks for the info.
And so - I call you (in essence) a “know it all”. Isn’t that pretty much it? That’s what set you off? That’s the terrible thing I called you? How EXACTLY does this compare to “kike”, “nigger”, yelling “fire” in a crowded theatre, a a threat against the President, or even “twat” or “waste of flesh”? (Which you called me?)
Oh really? So you really thought being aggravating was a great first step, did you?
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Aggravating? How long have you been here? How many times have you seen threads where people get into heated debates, and argue vehemently with each other? Don’t you think they are “aggravated” with each other? Do you see everyone else flipping out and immediately calling each other “twats” and accusing each other of being “out to get” them? Are you so unfamiliar with such forms of “aggravation” on these boards that you need to react to an example of it by calling people a “waste of flesh” as soon as they vex you?
Oh. Boo hoo hoo. So - how severe was this attack? Or are all “attacks” the same in your mind? Is calling someone a “know it all” equal in severety to calling someone a “nigger”? Or threatening to kill them? Or calling them a “waste of flesh”? Are these all identical to you?
Oh, I see. So your way of being an asshole is much nicer than my way, right? And you call ME delusional!!
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Uh. OK. So there is NO difference between calling someone (in essence) a “know it all”, is IDENTICAL in severety to calling someone a “waste of flesh” and a “twat”, and countless other venomous insults. :rolleyes: Got it.
Only in the sense that by not dating you, I’ll probably never get to meet Jerry Springer.
Bossk, give it up…your little attempt has faltered.
Shit Lizard (whom we have tangled in the past) has more bite that you do. He makes you look like a teacup poodle, he’s just a cockerspaniel. More bark than bite.
Oh and BTW Lizard, shut up. Geez. :rolleyes:
< I had to say something to Lizard, so there 
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Must resist. . .
Well shit, they told me they were my friends.