When you talk to yourself in the mirror, how do you address yourself?

Is there anyone else who hasn’t voted in the poll because it’s too much effort to try to figure those all out?

I have never talked to myself in the mirror or any other reflective surface. Heh.

Juh?

First person, second person, third person plural - too much effort to figure out what all those things are with respect to talking to myself.

I give the person in the mirror a nickname.

“Hey, you there in the mirror! Look at me when I’m talking to you.” is how it usually goes for me.

Oh.

First, singular: I
First, plural: We
Second: You
Third, singular: He/She
Third, plural: They

Yeh, I don’t think I’ve ever talked to myself in the mirror. It never occurred to me to take personal reflection so… Literally.

But when I’m having internal dialog it’s mostly first-person, singular when I’m praising myself or ruminating over something, and second-person when I’ve fucked up and am admonishing myself.