Where are the cool laser photos?

[whitetho]

Uncle Cecil’s January 6, 2012 column, Why can’t we use lasers as ray guns?, includes the following:

@Cecil Adams

Admittedly the coolness factor here was high — nothing like having your own personal laser light show. (Check out the photos at the Straight Dope website.)

So, can anyone tell me where the cool photos are? Thanks.

[C_K_Dexter_Haven]

I’m as much in the dark as you, I’m assuming they’ll be posted shortly.

[Ed_Zotti]

Check back later today.

[Ed_Zotti]

Posted.

[davidm]

Direct link: http://chicago.straightdope.com/Laser_photos.pdf

[qazwart]

@whitetho

Uncle Cecil’s January 6, 2012 column, Why can’t we use lasers as ray guns?, includes the following:
So, can anyone tell me where the cool photos are? Thanks.

And while you’re posting pictures, can you post some of Anne Boleyn’s three breasts?

[Wheelz]

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Lasers are not a cost-effective method of bacon preparation
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Heh.

[Ed_Zotti]

@qazwart

And while you’re posting pictures, can you post some of Anne Boleyn’s three breasts?

Perv.

[Una_Persson]

I can add that the bacon was applewood-smoked. And eaten after the experiment (after finishing the cooking on a stove, of course). And delicious.

[hogarth]

How long would the battery last (at “full power”) on the laser used in the experiment?

[Lare]

@Una_Persson

I can add that the bacon was applewood-smoked. And eaten after the experiment (after finishing the cooking on a stove, of course). And delicious.

But did eating laser-cooked bacon give you super powers? Need answer fast.

[Una_Persson]

@hogarth

How long would the battery last (at “full power”) on the laser used in the experiment?

I
I’m not sure. We used it off and on over 3 hours, and had to recharge it once to finish.

No super powers yet, Lare, but we’ll see.