:dubious: Hi you’ve reached suicide pills dot com, how may I help you?
Actually, here’s a thread about that. Cyanide has other uses besides suicide.
Don’t break my fantasy, I WANT there to be suicide pill vendors that ship overnight.
Anyway besides that just try ordering some legal unrestricted chemicals in the USA from a chem supplier and see how much shit you’re put through, shit meth mania has made it impossible to find some basic stuff like muriatic acid even in some areas. But cyanide? Vital that it remains unrestricted!
Muriatic acid? Really? I bought some at Home Depot (or maybe Lowe’s, I forget) a few months ago. I just used it to clean up some stained concrete on my terrace. I had no idea I could make meth out of it.
But in Nodaway county, shouldn’t it have been by overdose of sleeping pills?
Ironically, the top ad in the link was for a [Substance Abuse Program](http://www.stjoesafetycouncil.org/courtreferred.htm#SUBSTANCE ABUSE TRAFFIC OFFENDER PROGRAM (SATOP))
Need answer fast? 
Why? The election’s not until November!
Because you’re going to want to ingest them when the (3-year-old) zombies catch you. :eek:
–G!