Where Did YODA (Star Wars) Come From?

Looks like Mr. Spock fucked the Grinch.

Even as a fellow Star Wars geek, I can truly say that those people have WAY too much time on their hands…

Like Bruce Whills?

Vandar is the guy from KOTOR that’s being talked about above.

He isn’t. I think Tim Zahn touched on this point in one of the “Heirs To The Empire” books. Luke goes back to Dagobah in his search for something, and the information is relayed to us as a memory of something Yoda told Luke. In fact, IIRC, it was Yoda who hunted down and offed the Dark Jedi (not Sith!) in the first place. That’s how he knew of its existance.

Ah HA! Got it. Dark Jedi.

Several Years ago, I went out on Halloween as a Dark Jedi. Had to explain to folks that Dark Jedi doesn’t just mean Sith. Cretins!

Thank you for the addendum. I think you just enabled me to level up my geekness.

You can tell she’s female, because of the long hair. Apparently, it has always (and everywhere) been thus.

Groan…

I think I need a new keyboard.

You mean they managed to dump the all females are mammals, even when they aren’t idea? I don’t remember seeing her, so I’m not sure if they get credit for that, or if they just did the ‘boobs shrivel up when you get old’ thing.

And as much as I scoff at the universal long hair or mammaries thing, I also think of the salt shakers on Star Trek TOS. Yes, they could have left the futuristic salt shakers on the table, instead of installing them in sick bay. But then they’d have had to say “pass the salt” to identify them as salt shakers.

How do you identify an alien as female without hanging a symbol from our culture on them or a sign saying ‘female’?

If you’re Gary Larson, you give her Harlequin Glasses.

OTOH, one point about the SW universe never has been adequately addressed/explained (in the movies, I mean; nothing else exists, I repeat, nothing else exists): The position of Homo sapiens relative to other species. Sometimes humans appear to be no more than equals in Republic/Empire society; at other times they appear to be a master race. Obviously Jar-Jar Binks’ people are native to Nauvoo and the humans are colonists, as humans are on a great many other worlds, and as Europeans once were in what are now “Third World” countries. The Jedi are multispecies, but the Imperial officers and troops are (almost) all human. Etc.

Give her long eyelashes and a bow? Do parents still tape bows to their baby girls bald heads?

The Empire was speciesist, so almost all of their officers and troops and government functionaries are human (with the notable exception of Admiral Thrawn), and all planets in the Empire’s boundaries (even worlds with alien majorities) were ruled by the human bureaucracy. The Old Republic was ostensibly multi-cultural, as is the New Republic, so alien worlds ruled the OR/NR between all of them in the Senate. Many “alien” worlds are actually human colony worlds, of course (like Corellia). The real question would be, “Do humans from Coruscant and Corellia and Naboo, etc., consider themselves to all be ‘human’, or do they consider themselves Coruscantians, Corellians, Naboites, etc.?”

Apparently the original storm troopers were clones. Once you start mass producing the armor, maybe it’s just simpler to use humans. Similarly, vehicles, housing, uniforms, and all kinds of supplies are probably just better suited to humans. With an abundance of humans to draw from and absent equal-opportunity laws, there just wouldn’t be a compelling reason to enlist members of the giant floating jellyfish race.

(In real life, of course, using non-human characters in your live-action film tends to drive up production costs.)

An even better question that was never addressed and that I’ve mentioned before is what did the bathroom in Mos Eisley look like? There would have to be some serious hardware just to contain the pee of the universe and to accomodate the different going styles and substances that could show up.

I mean could you imagine stopping in to have a few Galatic Beers only to find out that they don’t have a facility for you to use?

I’ll bet that’s why that one guy was so pissed at Luke. He wasn’t a bad guy, he just needed to pee.

I’d guess that given the level of their robotic technology, they’d just have toilet stalls where you push a button for what you need, and the toilet reconfigures itself.

What chew talkin’ 'bout Whills?

So like an R2Pee2? :wink:

Oh c’mon. It’d have to be CPee3O. “I am conversant in over 10,000 forms of bodily excretions.”

I always wondered the same things about Michael Jackson and Ron Jeremy.