Yabbut, which exit?
[del]All exits.
New Jersey is where New York used to go to bury it’s garbage.
Now, it’s off-limits for garbage.
So New York doesn’t go there anymore.[/del]
Why, New Jersey is a place of Sunshine, Lollipops & Ponies!
I couldn’t imagine why you’d think you’d find Evil Dead Jedis there!
Only Evil Dead Mob Stoolies.
On a related note, when Palpatine was giving the speech to Anakin about Darth Whathishame who could create life but was then killed by his apprentice…do we know that Palpatine was that apprentice, or is it just that Palpatine makes it seem so? Do we have any official confirmation or anything?
-Joe
Yes – the damned are forced to watch a looped recording of the Star Wars Holiday Special for all eternity…
Well, the look of pride and satisfaction on his face are a pretty strong indication.
Is that the movie where Bruce Campbell was killing zombie gangsters?
Ww- wait. I’m starting to think you and Dooku aren’t kidding.
No-no-no.
Silly HPL! 
That the movie where Shirley Temple was killing zombie gangsters.
Satan, take note: After having recently attempted to watch this on the net for its kitchy humorous awfulness, I can honestly say that I can think of few things of the “forced to watch it for eternity” that would be worse than the Star Wars Holiday Special.
Seriously. It’s easily the worst thing I have ever seen that did not involve fatalities.
I don’t know how I watched this as a child and did not become a very screwed up adult.
Oh, wait … damn.
This and what Smapti said has me thinking a more cogent thought continuing something I sort of ‘felt’ from the movies. It goes a little something like this:
The Dark Side is not EVIL. It does require a more focused approach tho, to keep from letting its seemingly easier to acquire powers from corrupting a person. So, a strong person could use it instead of merely becoming a tool of a debased person. Is there anyone here familiar enough with any writings about past Sith who can comment on this idea?
Pretty much the entire reason for my supposition. Nice to know I’m not the only one.
-JOe
To answer the OP - “Is there a Jedi hell?” - Yes, I as a non-fan was in Jedi Hell last year when the bookstore where I work was innundated with Star Wars stuff.
You’re definitely not. I was surprised when I started reading the Sith threads around here and found not everybody took it that way. That was probably my favorite scene in the movie, silly as the opera-thingy was.
Where do evil Jedis go when they die?
Cleveland, land of Cleves.
</SteveGerber>
First of all, it was Space Opera in a Space Opera - how can you not love the joke?
Second, I actually found it more appealing than a real opera. However, I kind of saw it is their version of Laser Floyd.
-Joe
GO Get Gramps,Lassie!
Maul- Idunno
Tyrannus- Mixing his ashes with the blood of a beautiful virgin and feeding the mixture to an evil man will cause the Count to rise again. Only a member of house Tarkin can permanently kill him.
Palpatine- AFAIK It’s canon that the Dark Side is so strong in Palpatine, it destroys his body on a regular basis. He transfers his mind into a prepared clone. IIRC at least one of the novels has Palpatine successfully transfering his mind to a clone after the destruction of the Death Star.
Darth Plagus- After a brief, private ceremony, Plagus body was cremated in accordance with his wishes. His will specified that his ashes be stirred, cremated again, and then seperated and ejected into many stars stretched over a vast stretch of the universe.
[Stewie]
Victory is mine!!
[/Stewie]
Quite a worrisome prospect, as Tyrannus returned at least once after Tarkin’s death, during the never-released-but-nonetheless-entirely-and-irrevocably-canonical Empire Strikes Back Holiday Special. Fortunately, Tyrannus’ mustache seems to hint that he was planning to abandon his Sith Lord identity in favor of a lucrative new career as a Galactic porn star. No doubt he succeeded in this endeavor; as anyone can plainly see, the man has an enormous helmet.
Doesn’t seem you got any credit for this, and it really was quite funny.