[QUOTE=Bosda Di’Chi of Tricor]
Two Words–New Jersey.
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Yabbut, which exit?
[QUOTE=UncleRojelio]
Yabbut, which exit?
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[del]All exits.
New Jersey is where New York used to go to bury it’s garbage.
Now, it’s off-limits for garbage.
So New York doesn’t go there anymore.[/del]
Why, New Jersey is a place of Sunshine, Lollipops & Ponies!
I couldn’t imagine why you’d think you’d find Evil Dead Jedis there!
Only Evil Dead Mob Stoolies.
[QUOTE=C K Dexter Haven]
(b) it was a “new” phenomenon that happened first with Qui-Gon. Remember that Palpatine Emperor was luring young (idiot) Darth with the notion that the Force can provide “immortality” but no one knows how to do it? I thought that was the “ghost” bit, but Palp was distorting it (or misunderstood it.)
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On a related note, when Palpatine was giving the speech to Anakin about Darth Whathishame who could create life but was then killed by his apprentice…do we know that Palpatine was that apprentice, or is it just that Palpatine makes it seem so? Do we have any official confirmation or anything?
-Joe
[QUOTE=Mr. Blue Sky]
Is there a Jedi hell?
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Yes – the damned are forced to watch a looped recording of the Star Wars Holiday Special for all eternity…
[QUOTE=Merijeek]
On a related note, when Palpatine was giving the speech to Anakin about Darth Whathishame who could create life but was then killed by his apprentice…do we know that Palpatine was that apprentice, or is it just that Palpatine makes it seem so? Do we have any official confirmation or anything?
-Joe
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Well, the look of pride and satisfaction on his face are a pretty strong indication.
[QUOTE=Bosda Di’Chi of Tricor]
Only Evil Dead Mob Stoolies.
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Is that the movie where Bruce Campbell was killing zombie gangsters?
[QUOTE=Trunk]
They are reincarnated as Jawas.
I believe that’s canon.
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Ww- wait. I’m starting to think you and Dooku aren’t kidding.
[QUOTE=HPL]
Is that the movie where Bruce Campbell was killing zombie gangsters?
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No-no-no.
Silly HPL! 
That the movie where Shirley Temple was killing zombie gangsters.
[QUOTE=Steve MB]
the damned are forced to watch a looped recording of the Star Wars Holiday Special for all eternity…
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Satan, take note: After having recently attempted to watch this on the net for its kitchy humorous awfulness, I can honestly say that I can think of few things of the “forced to watch it for eternity” that would be worse than the Star Wars Holiday Special.
Seriously. It’s easily the worst thing I have ever seen that did not involve fatalities.
I don’t know how I watched this as a child and did not become a very screwed up adult.
Oh, wait … damn.
[QUOTE=devilsknew]
I think you need to rethink your understanding of The Force. It is one, and as a whole consists of both the “dark” the “light” side of the force, respective. It is really a subtle dualistic religion comparable to the Tao (Tao Te Ching). It is the long and the short; Insupportable as a single good or bad always coming to ebb and cycling. Arising and falling away. The eternal dance.
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This and what Smapti said has me thinking a more cogent thought continuing something I sort of ‘felt’ from the movies. It goes a little something like this:
The Dark Side is not EVIL. It does require a more focused approach tho, to keep from letting its seemingly easier to acquire powers from corrupting a person. So, a strong person could use it instead of merely becoming a tool of a debased person. Is there anyone here familiar enough with any writings about past Sith who can comment on this idea?
[QUOTE=Mahaloth]
Well, the look of pride and satisfaction on his face are a pretty strong indication.
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Pretty much the entire reason for my supposition. Nice to know I’m not the only one.
-JOe
To answer the OP - “Is there a Jedi hell?” - Yes, I as a non-fan was in Jedi Hell last year when the bookstore where I work was innundated with Star Wars stuff.
[QUOTE=Merijeek]
Pretty much the entire reason for my supposition. Nice to know I’m not the only one.
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You’re definitely not. I was surprised when I started reading the Sith threads around here and found not everybody took it that way. That was probably my favorite scene in the movie, silly as the opera-thingy was.
Where do evil Jedis go when they die?
Cleveland, land of Cleves.
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[QUOTE=Marley23]
You’re definitely not. I was surprised when I started reading the Sith threads around here and found not everybody took it that way. That was probably my favorite scene in the movie, silly as the opera-thingy was.
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First of all, it was Space Opera in a Space Opera - how can you not love the joke?
Second, I actually found it more appealing than a real opera. However, I kind of saw it is their version of Laser Floyd.
-Joe
[QUOTE=Zebra]
I believe they all end up in the bottom of very deep shafts. Perhaps they lure boys named Timmy into wells.
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GO Get Gramps,Lassie!
[QUOTE=Mr. Blue Sky]
What about the nasty ones - Darth Maul, Count Dooku, Palpatine, etc?
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Maul- Idunno
Tyrannus- Mixing his ashes with the blood of a beautiful virgin and feeding the mixture to an evil man will cause the Count to rise again. Only a member of house Tarkin can permanently kill him.
Palpatine- AFAIK It’s canon that the Dark Side is so strong in Palpatine, it destroys his body on a regular basis. He transfers his mind into a prepared clone. IIRC at least one of the novels has Palpatine successfully transfering his mind to a clone after the destruction of the Death Star.
Darth Plagus- After a brief, private ceremony, Plagus body was cremated in accordance with his wishes. His will specified that his ashes be stirred, cremated again, and then seperated and ejected into many stars stretched over a vast stretch of the universe.
[QUOTE=DocCathode]
Tyrannus- Mixing his ashes with the blood of a beautiful virgin and feeding the mixture to an evil man will cause the Count to rise again. Only a member of house Tarkin can permanently kill him.
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[Stewie]
Victory is mine!!
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[QUOTE=DocCathode]
Tyrannus- Mixing his ashes with the blood of a beautiful virgin and feeding the mixture to an evil man will cause the Count to rise again. Only a member of house Tarkin can permanently kill him.
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Quite a worrisome prospect, as Tyrannus returned at least once after Tarkin’s death, during the never-released-but-nonetheless-entirely-and-irrevocably-canonical Empire Strikes Back Holiday Special. Fortunately, Tyrannus’ mustache seems to hint that he was planning to abandon his Sith Lord identity in favor of a lucrative new career as a Galactic porn star. No doubt he succeeded in this endeavor; as anyone can plainly see, the man has an enormous helmet.
[QUOTE=Dooku]
If I knew then what I know now…sigh.
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Doesn’t seem you got any credit for this, and it really was quite funny.