Where do you hide your porn?

External Hard Drive. out of convenience, I’m the only one using my computer.

I am baffled by the people not collecting porn, on the other hand. I like certain actresses in certain scenes and I enjoy watching those more than once. Porn is the one form of artistic expression that’s always reusable.

Wow, I am your exact opposite. I consume exclusively amateur stuff (or stuff that purports to be amateur; I’m sure plenty of it is faked), and I honestly don’t think I’ve ever known the name of an actor or actress I was watching. I surf specifically for material I’ve never seen before.

I don’t get it. It’s not a procedural tv show. Knowing the ending doesn’t spoil the whole thing.

I have an unshared computer and a partner who doesn’t object to porn anyway. But what little I have is in a folder called “Metroid Dread”.

(Now that Duke Nukem Forever and Chinese Democracy have actually been released.)

I don’t really have porn, but I have a movie Netflix told me it didn’t have because it doesn’t carry porn. I keep it in the folder called “movies”. I don’t have many movies, so that seems like enough sorting.

I don’t expect anyone to poke around on my computer. And my husband knows I have the movie, unless he forgot.

Oh, I one bought a book of, um, erotica, and had a pre-teen son whom I didn’t want to get into it. I “hid” that by giving it to a friend.

Yeah, I don’t get it either. :smack:

In every other medium, I’m a creature of habit. There are plenty of books and (non-porn) films that I’ve read or seen ten times. I’m always down for a Good Eats marathon on a lazy Sunday even though I’ve know every episode by heart.

But not with the dirty stuff. I guess I’m weird. :cool:

In my pants.

Wanna see?

Where shouldn’t you hide your (child) porn?

On your iPad that you leave in a rental car you just returned.

Bad link. Well, not bad; just wrong.

Sorry.

Eeeeeehhhhh, they think the pics may be of the girls he coached. :eek::mad::frowning:

raises hand I don’t collect it. I do collect a fair amount of beefcake*, though, and that is in a folder judiciously and cleverly labeled “men”.

*God, how I hate that term and its corollary cheesecake. Yuck-yuck-yuck.

I have like six DVDs and they are all super old and probably collecting dust. I am too lazy to look for porn that is appealing to women and even the stuff that is usually sucks anyway (pun unintended). I guess I just don’t like porn all that much. :frowning:

Don’t hide it. No kids and a wife who is OK with it.

Like many others here, I have particular favorites. I like the Tube sites to see new stuff, but there are always particular ones I go back to that have proven, shall we say, reliable.

At some point, I’ll go through and move all the stuff to one particular external hard drive.

Spoiler Alert!!!

…and then she made him eat his vegetables… :frowning:

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The dishwasher. I’m the only one in the house who opens it.

I keep it cleverly hidden in a browser folder named ‘Porn Bookmarks’ that has sub folders for the different varieties. No one will EVER find it there I’m sure. :stuck_out_tongue: