Barack Obama hides under the New York Law Journal lighthouse.
You heard it here first.
Ooh! Try it with some opening lines. Here’s a classic:
it was a dark and stormy night the rain fell in torrents from the ice cap as indicated in the plan the original plan was to audition for so you think you can dr norman vincent peale with his wife ruth and son jack eamon
Arglefraster is what they say
Mine’s boring. 
This is what I got for my dog though:
Zoe is a lesbian ewwwwwwwwww posted
For cat 1 - Katie…
katie couric born january
For cat 2 - Freddie…
freddie prinze june
For Tony Blair…
tony blair has strengthened downing street and maybe just maybe a
… a what? … A WHAT??!
“the next president of the united states will be ready to play vs fresno senior”
I’m guessing it’s Obama, then. McCain doesn’t seem like the sporting type.
Let’s see how it is at telling jokes.
Oooh, burn!
Well, it’s a new twist at least…more amusing (in a surreal way) than the original, IMO.
Sounds dirty.
bacon salt a new type of university writing course middot
kevin bacon as sutton noted this is the new shit ringtone create
kryptonite is said to be
**little red riding hood **is a fairy tale anyway and to bootwhat
naughty bits its prior release minnesota cuke hinted at this companys
og smash finally
**wifom **stand for definition
swim with the fishies for a little bit of mambo prices
**wheres the beef ** jump
**the headless horseman ** pursuing ichabod crane
**all shall love me and despair ** originally
“who controls the british crown who had been appealing for months for decisive action”
We do! Um…we did?
I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe dem
this is the last voice you will ever hear no doubt do
enjoy coca cola (nothing)
never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few email
:dubious:
commies are coming the commies are coming is unintentionally one of the most alarming findings in our study and the preponderance of env splice variants in multiple human cns and peripheral nervous system the central nervous system are mediated by go instead of gi and subsequently immunostained after fixation and permeabilization for ihc and icc tips
Commies are obviously more interested in the sciences.
wingnuts are absolutely losing it submitted
Well, duh.