Yup all mom’s fault we missed the rapture. I’m sure she lost something wednesday… she’s always losing something! I used to have her spare keys that she wasn’t allowed to keep but we moved too far away to be her emergency unlocking system 
Are we still allowed to post guesses? I know the game is long over, but the suspense between your first two posts was thrilling. It’d be a shame for it to just end like that.
Or you can lose your keys again, and we’ll start a new game…
My keys are lost!
Last seen being handed to the house sitter when the car came to take me to the airport.
Have not made it to see the keyman and have a new dupe set made from the dupe set I’m now using.
Have you looked in your refridgerator yet? If you havn’t, I’m sure it’s just a matter of time…
Eh…no-one bothered to tell you they were the last place you left them?
<rimshot>
Gollum found them in the river. Unfortunately some nassssssty hobbitses took them.
I saw that movie 87 times or so this weekend. Thanks for bringing it all back to me…
On a lighter note, I did discover that the SO is an Ent, and that is why nothing gets done in a timely manner. yay.