Silly, you’re reading it wrong. You don’t want mole asses, you want mo’ lasses. I hear Ireland’s a great source.
Daniel
Now there’s an idea I can get behind.
This thread gives new meaning to the Great Boston Mole Asses Flood of 1919.
No, no, it goes:
Hey, Mama, what’s fer breakfast?
Pancakes and molasses!
If I cain’t have a drumstick, I ain’t eatin’.
You are being anal rententive.
Could be worse. The recipe could have asked for ass moles.
Sassafer ass?
You’re darn tootin’. [sub]Wait, should that joke have gone in the fart thread?[/sub]
E-w-w!!
Brings up a question, though…Suppose I get me a whole mess of mole asses, do I use the ass whole or just the ass hole?
I’ve heard that Tree Cool can be used in certain circumstances, but may be unsuitable for human consumption. I believe it’s some sort of cellulose based anti freeze.
Use the ass whole for normal recipies, ass hole if you’re going low carb.
That sounds rather half-assed.
If you can’t find mole asses (which appears to be the case), you could substitute ass moles. You might even have some already.
:smack: Ass a silly question…
Daniel