WE-IRD
It’s almost midnight. Los Angeles area. I just walked out side and man it’s dark. I looked around to see just how little of the moon was showing and I couldn’t find the darn thing! Next to earth, that’s one of my favorite balls of dirt. I’m going to be really pissed off if someone from the Evil Villians thread took it without telling anyone.
whoops - sorry about that. Did you really want to keep it?
Hmph. I can’t see it in NorCal, either. This Evil Villian theory might need further investigation. to the batcave!
its gone? goes outside to check i can’t tell if its gone its too cloudy here…bummer though, would’ve been nice to see a tiny sliver.
I sold it on eBay…why?
It’s gone?!? Hmmm…
:: goes outside to look ::
Ok, that’s it! That’s the last time i check anything for anybody. Almost got zapped standing in the middle of that thunderstorm. Thanks alot.
Hey, maybe i shouldn’t be on here huh? 
OH! No i didn’t the frickin moon either.
Hey Vogue, did you get a good price fer it?
Hey, you need a moon? I got a moon.
Just bought one real cheap on E-bay, make an offer.
I gotcher moon right here, buddy!
Oh geez Smeg! Pull your pants up will ya? 
::trots over to Hermit’s house, buys moon, trots back, unwraps moon, pauses::
Hey, wait a second. This isn’t THE moon. That bastard sold me a counterfit moon! Why, I’ll…
::pissed llama trots back over to Hermit’s house::
AN ANNOUNCEMENT FROM THE CLINTON WHITE HOUSE:
“I have no idea how the moon turned up in the Lincoln Bedroom. I have no specific recollection of taking it. In fact, I don’t recall ever seeing the moon. I’m surprised that I don’t remember.”
“There is a certain group who would do anything to discredit me. This is just another in their long line of unfounded accusations.”
Ever wonder where you put your glasses while the whole time wandering around you didn’t realize you were actually wearing them?
Maybe your’e on the moon Mr. Llama…
Can you see Earth up in the sky?
errr… yeah. sorry about that.
I needed some raw materials for my AREANA OF PAIN (see the Evil Villains Thread).
I’ll be returning it once the balance of power is worked out over there…
I notice that someone took the fake one I put up to hold the place. Wierd.
DeathLlama
Hey, I just said I had a moon, I didn’t say I had “the” moon. Read the small print, NO REFUNDS. Let the buyer beware. ::Walks away counting money::
stupid hermits