This is my dad’s story. I will try to write it like he says it:
So I go to work, because I need to get paid, right? One kid and a baby on the way. And the boss is a hard ass. And I am making a ton of money, because people are calling in and I am getting OT to cover for them. Twenty hours into an 8 hour shift and I get the call from your mother. Your Aunt is going to be taking her into the hospital, and I need to get there.
So I tell the hard ass boss I’m out. He wants me to stay, but fuck him. I’m not going to miss this. He says he is gonna fire me. I say good luck with that. Later on we were cool, but at the time I was not in a mood.
So I got in my car. It was a busted up old galaxy. The starter needed to be hit by a hammer to get it going. The gearshift was an old screwdriver. I loved that car. I dig it out, because it was not going anywhere with a foot of snow on it, and I needed to get the hood up.
The bitch took about half an hour to start, but it started. So it gets going. I’m driving five miles an hour and it feels too fast. The hospital is a 10 minute drive in a normal day. This is not a normal day. About twenty minutes in the wipers die.
So I roll down a window and stick my head out. After about twenty minutes of this the car dies.
I popped the hood, but what the hell did I know about cars. Well, I knew it’s dead. Hammering the starter did jack.
So I say fuck it. I pushed the car out of the middle of the road. Or at least I tried to.
Then I walked. Now I know the city. I lived there all my life. And you know what I saw? Nothing. It was white. I was maybe two miles from the hospital. And it was cold. And I had a foot of snow to walk through.
Yeah, I know. 22 year old me was an idiot.
So I walked. And I got there. It took me two hours, and I damn near freezed to death. And when I showed up your aunt asked me what the hell took so long.
I was too cold to swear at her. but it was a close thing.
Anyway, long story short, ten minutes later I met your sister. She cried when I held her because my hands were so damn cold. Your mom dried because babies make women crazy. Hell , I cried too. It was a stressful day. it all worked out for the best.
Except for that Galaxy. A snowplow ate it.