… in the world is Carmen San Diego?
Judges 14:9 - So [Samson] scraped the honey into his hands and went on, eating as he went. When he came to his father and mother, he gave some to them and they ate it; but he did not tell them that he had scraped the honey out of the body of the lion.
…have all the flowers gone?
::waits for the floral deliveryperson::
I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature!
. . . oh where, are you tonight?
Why did you leave me here all alone?
I searched the world over and
I thought I found true love. . .
You met another and pthbbt you were gone . . .
The odds that the bread will fall butter side down are directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.
…fore art thou, Romeo?
Eat right, exercise daily, live clean, die anyway.
“…oh, where, has my little dog gone?”
…oh where has my little dog gone?
Oh where, oh where can he be?
…do broken hearts go?
Love is like popsicles…you get too much you get too high.
Not enough and you’re gonna die…
Click here for some GOOD news for a change Zettecity
Damn you all to hell, RTF!!!
do you people come up with such lame-ass topics?
…you want this?
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
< Hands you a map and a flashlight >
Find it yourself.
Hint: Bend over first.
You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.
…oh where can my BABY be-e-e?
The Lord took her away from me-e-e
She’s gone to Heaven so I’ve gotta be good
So I can see my baby when I le-eave
did you ever get THAT idea?
The hell does that girl I met at the bar live? She told me…but damned if I remember. She was hot too.
Stupid people surround themselves with smart people. Smart people surround themselves with smart people who disagree with them. - Isaac Jaffee (new quote)
would you like to date Michelle?
“Mother Mercy, can your loins bear fruit forever?/Is your fecundity a trammel or a treasure?”
have all the young men gone? Long time passing…
“Do or do not, there is no try” - Yoda