Where's my tin foil hat?

A friend forwarded me this article. Since there’s no url reference in the article itself, I’m copying the whole thing. Hopefully there’s enough attribution w/in as regards to authorship, etc that the angry gods of moderation don’t strike this down. :slight_smile:

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The TETRA System &
The TETRA System &
The Zombification Of Britain’s Police
From Ivan Fraser
ivanfraser@cableinet.co.uk
3-28-1

Dear Jeff

Tim Rifat has asked me to forward this information to you. Transcript from CH4 News, Feb 5th, 2001, interview of Tim Rifat:

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The new Home Office microwave system called TETRA is to be the mainstay of British police force communications and will be placed in every major population centre. The British Government is spending 2 1/2 billion pounds on a 400 MHz pulse modulated microwave transmitter network which broadcasts 17.6 Hz into the brains of all Britain’s police and anyone living near the planned 30,000 transmitters.

The first place these transmitters will be deployed is Glastonbury. the effects of these transmitters, which entirely duplicate CIA research in optimal mind-control technology, are

  1. Destruction of short and long-term memory by disrupting calcium reflux from synapses, due to the effect of the 17.6 Hz ELF.

  2. Disruption of synaptic neural networks, leading to behavioural and character changes.

  3. manic behaviour, followed by nervous exhaustion after use, or exposure.

  4. Disruption of higher brain function, leading to the so called ‘zombification’.

  5. Enhanced suggestibility.

  6. The development of pre-cancerous cells, which can lead to long-term tumour growth.

  7. Effects on the Limbic System, leading to emotional and behavioural modification.

  8. ELF frequency in the TETRA system strongly affects calcium ions, causing them to efflux out of brain cells due to psychotron resonance.

Since these ions are the chief factor in long and short term potentiation of synapses, the braincell junctions, and are crucial to memory and cognition, use of the TETRA system on such a scale could cause irreversible brain damage by disturbing not only calcium ions but sodium and potassium ions, all vital to nerve and brain function.

The TETRA system will also flood the New York and London Underground, so commuters will regularly be exposed to behavioural modification during Rush Hour.

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A protest movement is currently being established by Glastonbury residents.

To contact Tim Rifat or the Glastonbury protest organiser, please reply to Ivan Fraser at this email address and your response will be forwarded.
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This is funny on so many different levels, it’s rather mind-blowing. Where can I get something that affects my “psychotron resonance?” Is there some sort of international conspiracy to create cancerous, suggestible zombie/tories with no short term memory?

I don’t know but here’s a possible clue: you can rearrange the letters of Reynold’s Wrap to spell orderly pawns.

Coincidence? I think not…

And this was forwarded to you … yesterday? … Today being the 2nd of April, makes yesterday…
And your tin foil hat is here of course

I had the same thought, but the message was postmarked last friday, two days before April Fools’, meaning he’d probably found the article a few days before, procrastinator that he is. I’d like to say it was a gag, but…there are some decidedly odd people out there.

You’re probably just saying that because you’re in on it. Before you try to adjust the wattage on my microwave transmitter, you should know that I’ve lined my office with with 300 gallons of lime jello.