Where's Your Head At? The SDMB Poll about what we believe...

**Abortion: **
I think abortion is murder. I also think abortion laws should be left to the states.

Guns:
There should be no gun control laws.

**Gay Marriage: **
I couldn’t care less.

**Drug War: **
Against.

War on Terror:
I think it’s a waste of money for the most part.

**Bush: **
I certainly didn’t vote for him.

**Religion: **
To each his own.

**Economy: **
I’m a strong proponent of a free market/capitalistic/lassie fare system.

**War in Iraq: **
Against.

War in general:
War can be a good thing. Or a bad thing.

Torture as a means of interrogation during war time:
Against.

**Homeland Security: **
It’s an excuse to take freedoms away from the people.

Obesity as an epidemic:
As long as I don’t have to pay their medical bills, I couldn’t care less if someone was obese.

Medical Malpractice reform:
Badly needed.

National ID card
Against.

Medical Marijuana
Marijuana should be legal.

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**Abortion: **

Pro-choice

Guns:

Banned, except for hunting

**Gay Marriage: **

No problem

**Drug War: **

Political posturing that has no basis in reality

War on Terror:

Political posturing that has little basis in reality

**Bush: **

I’m scared that a country could elect somebody who’s so obviously a puppet for those ‘below’ him

**Religion: **

Outdated superstitions

**Economy: **

Strong socialist leanings

**War in Iraq: **

‘We told you so’. Never believed the nonsense about WMDs etc.

War in general:

Generally pacifist

Torture as a means of interrogation during war time:

Morally reprehensible, and likely to not provide any benefit

**Homeland Security: **

No idea

Obesity as an epidemic:

Scary - culture & advertising have a big role

Medical Malpractice reform:

No idea (but I hate American-centric polls :wink: )

National ID card

Apalling prospect, and would probably be a refusenik

Medical Marijuana

No problem. Why should anybody have a problem?

Abortion:

Pro-choice (but personally could never have one).

Guns:

Close the gun show loophole and create a national registry

Gay Marriage:

Support 100%

Drug War:

An unwinnable war. Causes should be addressed i.e. poverty, human rights abuses, mental illness etc.

War on Terror:

See above

Bush:

Didn’t vote for him and haven’t approved of a single thing he’s done.

Religion:

I’m an atheist so I like to go about my godless life with no religious hassles.

Economy:

National deficits need to be addressed. The falling dollar and inverted yield on T-bonds is worrying. Even Greenspan has no explanation on US economic performance. Currently, I’m worried about the housing bubble bursting and China’s economy overheating which would lead to a worldwide recession.

War in Iraq:

Never supported it. Knew the whole “We’ll be treated as liberators” line was complete crap. Two years of despair and frustration.

War in general:

I’m a pacifist

Torture as a means of interrogation during war time:

It is immoral and unacceptable. The Geneva Conventions exist for a reason.

Homeland Security:

Useless. Use the money poured down this bureaucratic blackhole to more practical use.

Obesity as an epidemic:

A sign of the times. US citizens live beyond their means economically so it makes sense that they eat beyond their calorie burn. This deficit will be balanced eventually. Think of Hostess as China and McDonalds as Walmart.

Medical Malpractice reform:

I don’t know enough about this issue to form an opinion.

National ID card:

No problem with it. Every other country has a national ID.

Medical Marijuana:

Yes please.

Stem Cell Research

100% support with consent of donor and ethical guidelines.

Economic Globalization

A good idea in theory but in practice leads to child labor and poverty. Globalization of economies with worker’s rights would help but consumers wouldn’t be willing to pay more for products.

**Abortion: **

Pro-Choice

Guns:

Fine, but with proper licences i.e. a ownership test like for driving. No problem with concealed carry if above is followed.

**Gay Marriage: **

For sure.

**Drug War: **

Stupid

War on Terror:

Stupider

**Bush: **

Stupidest

**Religion: **

Fine for them that wants it, as long as they keep it to themselves. SOCAS to be enforced, and churches taxed same as any other business.

**Economy: **

Total free market would be a nice experiment i.e. kill all gov. susidies and tax breaks, see what floats.

**War in Iraq: **

quelle fucque-oop

War in general:

Not needed

Torture as a means of interrogation during war time:

Nope, never any justification, as it has been proven not to work

**Homeland Security: **

Big Brother. You poor Americans…

Obesity as an epidemic:

Sad end-product of our MacCulture. T.V., internet and videogames will make for a very degraded next generation.

Medical Malpractice reform:

Not a problem where I am, but it sounds like a major deal in the US.

National ID card

We have a ID book, similar to a passport, and I’ve never had a problem with it. 'course, you’re not required to have it at all times…

Medical Marijuana

Yeah, sure. I’m not against non-medical Cannabis either.

Capital punishment:

Against - but I’m all for hard labour and severe reduction of prisoner privileges such as TV, internet or conjugal visits i.e. prison should be a punishment not rehabilitation. Also, my ideal prison would be people in solitary cells 23/7, with exercise break.

Good things:
**Abortion: **
Guns:(With regulation)
**Gay Marriage: **
**Economy: **
**War in Iraq: **
Medical Malpractice reform:
Medical Marijuana

Bad things:
**Drug War: **
National ID card
War on Terror:
**Bush: **
**Religion: **
**War in Iraq: **
War in general:
Obesity as an epidemic:
Torture as a means of interrogation during war time:
**Homeland Security: **

**Abortion: **

Completely against it.

Guns:

Concealed carry, W/Proper paid-for training, don’t oppose reasonable registration

**Gay Marriage: **

For it, with the understanding that it’s a state issue, not a matter of federal constitutional right

**Drug War: **

For

War on Terror:

For, with some changes.

**Bush: **

Like him, don’t like some of what he’s done.

**Religion: **

Good for a person, good for people, and the First Amendment was never meant to establish public hostility to the mere mention of religion in a public arena

**Economy: **

Generally against entitlement programs

**War in Iraq: **

Not happy about how we got in it, but feel we must finish it

War in general:

Against it, except when it’s needed.

Torture as a means of interrogation during war time:

Against it unless extraordinary circumstances exist

**Homeland Security: **

Jury is still out for me

Obesity as an epidemic:

Personal responsibility

Medical Malpractice reform:

Needed, as is tort reform in general

National ID card

No problems

Medical Marijuana

Against it. But it should be a matter for the states to decide, not a federal power

**Abortion: **

Pro-Choice (also for the morning after pill)

Guns:

Butt outta my gun cabinet.

**Gay Marriage: **

For it, 100%

**Drug War: **

Waste of time and money

War on Terror:

Sounded like a good idea at the time…

**Bush: **

See above answer

**Religion: **

Personal choice - should have nothing to do with government and policy making, should have nothing to do with public schools.

**Economy: **

Really don’t know enough about it to say. All I know is I get paid every other Thursday and I have a roof over my head. Not much else I have to do with it (and I have no effect on it) really.

**War in Iraq: **

Sounded like a good idea at the time…

War in general:

Against it, except when it’s needed.

Torture as a means of interrogation during war time:

Against it.

**Homeland Security: **

Sounded like a good idea at the time…

Obesity as an epidemic:

Why is it any of my business?

Medical Malpractice reform:

Badly needed.

National ID card

Against it.

Medical Marijuana

Should be up to the states.

Abortion:

Pro-Choice (also for the morning after pill)

Guns:

Background checks, registration and training required. If you’re caught with a gun without these (or commit ANY crime with a gun), you should get thrown under the fucking jail. Legitimate gun ownership shouldn’t be affected.

Gay Marriage:

Let 'em, I say

Drug War:

Hate it! Huge waste.

War on Terror:

Terrorism needs to be addressed, but we need to get it away from the idiots who are doing it right now.

Bush:

Tell you what: We got to have Clinton, y’all got to have Bush. Now that we’ve each had hatred lightning rods, let’s get someone reasonable enough for both sides next time.

Religion:

If that’s what floats your boat, fine. But keep it the fuck out of government and my face.

Economy:

The big boys have had their turn long enough. They’re just a bunch of selfish boors and don’t deserve the positions of power they occupy. We need to quit coddling them. The free market will be more functionally honest without them.

War in Iraq:

This is not how I wish for my country to conduct itself in the world. Bad, bad decision that will have ramifications for generations to come.

War in general:

War is for dumbasses.

Torture as a means of interrogation during war time:

No way. Not saying they have to be nice, but the abuses at Abu Gharib, etc. are unconcsionable.

Homeland Security:

Too Orwellian for my tastes. I’ve not seen anything from them that makes me feel any safer.

Obesity as an epidemic:

There’s a bunch of factors involved, banning Big Macs isn’t the answer…I think that focusing on it the way we are is just fine, though we shouldn’t do it to the point that it makes girls bulemic.

Medical Malpractice reform:

I’d go for some structuring of payouts to keep runaway jurys in check, however, the calls for reform from the right are disngenuous; they’re just protecting the big guys at the expense of the little guy, again.

National ID card

I don’t have a problem with that, personally. I’ve got nothing to hide. I’m a little leery of the camel’s nose under the tent here, though.

Medical Marijuana

I don’t know the actual efficacy of it, but I think MJ should be straight up legal, period. Outlawing a plant, pshaw!

I’ll add one more (America-centric) issue, since it’s in the news right now:

Flag Burning: It should be legal. I will be deeply disappointed and frustrated if the proposed amendment passes the Senate – and even more disappointed and frustrated if it goes on to be ratified.

**Abortion: **

Would prefer we wouldn’t need it (better sex ed and other early options), but believe it should be available.

Guns:

Handguns should be illegal and carry of a handgun should be one of the most serious felony offenses. Hunting rifles are okay. I’d prefer that all weapons with rapid fire capability would also be banned, but would have to see the constitution changed or clarified for that.

**Gay Marriage: **

Might be easiest if all “marriages” were “civil unions” (equal hetero and homo rights) but church could still perform religious ceremonies at their discretion for whomever they choose.

**Drug War: **

It’s been a disaster. I’d favor a Netherlands style drug policy. Treat addicts, don’t imprison them. There is a definite negative side of it but I believe in the long run that by decriminalizing drugs you’d lessen their appeal to young people.

War on Terror:

It’s been a bit of a joke. Has a “War on” anything ever succeeded? To be clear, Terrorism is a horrific thing, but we can’t pick and choose which nations we condemn for this. For example, Saudi Arabia and Pakistan seem to be the biggest offenders but have effectively been given a free pass. Iran is probably worse but we’ve done nothing serious against them.

**Bush: **

Probably not the evil villian that many Dopers make him out to be, but a seriously flawed president. Comes across as smug and stupid. Hopefully he’s not as bad as he comes across in the media. Probably a fun guy to hang out with if he likes you and a real prick if he doesn’t. I imagine most recent presidents have been like that.

**Religion: **
Not my cup of tea, but if it works for you, what the heck. It should be kept as far from Government as possible and on the whole may have caused more problems than it’s solved.

**Economy: **

The Fed and the Executive branch help to drive this, but too many factors to really give too much credit or too much blame to any individual.

**War in Iraq: **

This was a clusterf&ck from the get go. It seems a distraction from the original goal of capturing Bin Laden and destroying al Qaeda, and the case for the original invasion has turned out to be baseless. Also while the initial invasion was very successful there was almost no thought given on how to manage a post-war Iraq. Now the plan seems to be fly-by-the-seat-of-the-pants and too many Americans, Brits and civilan Iraqis are dying in the aftermath.

War in general:

This is a silly point. Who is going to say they’re for war, and what good is it to be “against war in general, except when necessary”? War is either an acceptable for of foreign relations or not.

Torture as a means of interrogation during war time:

This weakens the foundation of who we are as Americans and causes us to surrender the moral high ground. It’s an embarassement to the thousands of American servicemen and women who have died for the cause of liberty and freedom. It’s anti-patriotic.

**Homeland Security: **

I’ve seen no evidence to this point that this has done anything constructive. It may have, but it’s not been presented.

Obesity as an epidemic:

This is a more complex topic than I can address in a couple of lines.

Medical Malpractice reform:

I’m ambivalent about this. I think the AMA needs to do a better job of policing their own, the insurance companies need to be more closely scrutinized or regulated (and fined if their found to be price gouging), and then perhaps tort reform. But I don’t know what constructive shape that could take. Lawyers are a wily bunch and just capping damages will likely invoke some sort of law of unintended consequences.

National ID card

I have absolutely no problem with this. Also think that driver’s and automobile licenses should be done on a national standard

Medical Marijuana

Favor medical marijuana and decriminalization, which seems to have selectively happened anyway.

Feel free to add…

The Patriot Act

I would have loved to see a rider on the Patriot Act that suspends gun ownership rights. It’s a time of national crisis, right?

Abortion:

Laws should directly grant a woman’s right to abort, and protect people who help by providing it as a service. Roe is an acceptable compromise.

If pro-life people want a compromise more acceptable to them, approach it as part of the larger picture of reproductive control. Back us on sex ed and birth control research and so forth and once abortion is less necessary for reproductive control, pro-choice folks may be more open to listening to your concerns.

But the pro-life leadership sure makes it look like their real goal is to make sure wanton slutty women are at risk of unintended pregnancies that they can’t do anything about, so they’ll be sure to be caught out and identified as fallen women.

Guns:

Shall-issue laws. State needs an overt reason tied to an actual conviction to deny issuing. (not psychiatric, not arrest, etc: conviction only). Can require gun-safety courses though. Background checks OK.

Gay Marriage:

I don’t think the state should recognize any marriages, period. But if it’s going to, there should not be discrimination against gay couples.

Drug War:

There should be no laws preventing you from inserting any medicine you want into your own body. There can be laws regulating or prohibiting sale or distribution, though, just as there can be taxes.

War on Terror:

Oh please. Followed by the War on Worry and the War on Angst, I suppose. We are not currently beset by wave after wave of terrorist activity in the US. There was one major incident 4 years ago. BFD. And the tactics of the so-called “War on Terror” are as effective as Fucking for Virginity. We’re breeding terrorists at an astonishing rate.

Bush:

Done more damage to this country in less time than any other Prez. Nixon and Johnson now look good in comparison.

Religion:

Organized religion is to spirituality what taxidermy is to wildlife.

Economy:

I’m against it :slight_smile: OK, pragmatically speaking, I favor a balanced budget. Every single solitary spending bill should be required to incorporate a budget explaining where the money is to come from. No unfunded mandates. No tax cuts without demonstrating that programs will not be shortchanged on funding as a consequence. And I favor a flat tax on the combo of income + some % of personal net worth exceeding $100,000.

War in Iraq:

Biggest foreign policy fuckup I’ve ever seen. The worst of it in the long run is how poorly the US handled the decision to invade. We’ve now got to do the 20th century all over again, re-convincing the world that nations should not invade other nations except in international accord. China can now invade Taiwan and say they’re following our example, etc etc.

War in general:

Wars are caused by nations and nationalism. War is bad for humans and other living things.

Torture as a means of interrogation during war time:

Is a war crime. The end does not justify the means.

Homeland Security:

So far it looks like a total boondoggle. Pork city. Useless. And as I said, we are not currently beset by terrorists to any major extent.

Feel free to add

Involuntary Outpatient Commitment (e.g., “Kendra’s Law NY”):

People who have neither been convicted of a crime nor found fundamentally incapable of making any of their own decisions in a competency hearing should retain the right to make their own medical decisions. If a schizophrenic or a person with bipolar disorder chooses to forego the miracles of modern psychiatric treatment, it’s their decision to make, just as their subsequent actions are their responsibility.

Tort Reform:

Civil penalties should NOT be capped; however, punitive damages should not go to the plaintiff and therefore not to the plaintiff’s attorneys, and there should be more room for courts to hit plaintiffs with “frivolous lawsuit” penalties. In all cases not involving the failure of specialized expert services, liability should be limited to wanton negligence or acts of intent, i.e., you should not be held liable for your guests’ sunburns if you run a beach hotel, etc.

Capital Punishment:

Less cruel in a lot of ways than prolonged incarceration. I find the lack of rehab and long mandatory prison terms far more offensive. We should either rehabilitate or kill people and if we’re going to kill them do it gently. A heroin overdose or something. I don’t like the signs of unequal application (race and socio-economic status mostly) but the same populations get the worst end of long-term warehousing in grossly unpleasant settings. I’m more disturbed by the soaringly high rate of black males in prison than the disproportionately high rate of black males subjected to capital punishment.

**Abortion: **

Pro-Choice (also for the morning after pill)

Guns:

Rifles/shotguns OK. Licenses for handguns. No automatic/semiautomatic weapons in operating conditions.

**Gay Marriage: **

Not a big issue. If it is legalized, OK by me. If not, civil unions are reasonable.

**Drug War: **

It should be turned against the real criminals: the pharmaceutical industry. You can’t push legal drugs as a cure-all for everything and expect society to turn its back on illegal drugs.

War on Terror:

Go after terrorists, not our rights.

**Bush: **

Probably a nice guy personally, but he’s been a disaster for the US and for most Americans.

**Religion: **

Keep it VERY separate from government and schools.

**Economy: **

Not really controllable, but we should not sacrifice our workers on a cross of “more jobs.”

**War in Iraq: **

Complete disaster. We had the world on our side and we blew it. Now we’re stuck into a quagmire that benefits no one and reduces our long-term security. The current situation was forseeable by anyone with half a brain.

War in general:

A pacifist in general, though each case has to be determined individually. Sometimes war is required.

Torture as a means of interrogation during war time:

Just plain wrong. We should be better than them, and it’s against everything the US stands for. Why do we want to emulate Saddam?

**Homeland Security: **

A bad fix to the problem.

Obesity as an epidemic:

Primarily the person involved.

Medical Malpractice reform:

The problem is overstated by insurance companies trying to protect their profits. Until doctors can police themselves (and they won’t – no professional organization polices itself well), lawsuits are the only way to protect against incompetents.

National ID card

Not sure if it’s needed. Too many drawbacks for the few advantages.

Medical Marijuana

Legalize it.

Abortion:

Pro-Choice

Guns:

Shall Issue Concealed carry, W/Proper paid-for training. No registering. No permit to buy. No fucking card to by ammo. And the state should control all matters governing firearms in that state. Stop letting individual counties and cities make their own rules…
Here’s one thing Florida does RIGHT!

Gay Marriage:

For it, 100%

Drug War:

Against

War on Terror:

Was handled poorly.

Bush:

We could do better… but Kerry wasn’t it. What the hell’s wrong with the Dem Party? You’d think it would be easy to find someone better than Bush. But the best they could bring to the table was Kerry??? … goddamn!!

Religion:

Silly. Everyone should have his right to be silly, though.

Economy:

What about it?

War in Iraq:

For it. Though it was handled poorly. I think we’re on track for the most part.

War in general:

Justified whenever the freedom of any person or people is at stake. NOT just Americans or Westerners.

Torture as a means of interrogation during war time:

Define torture. Also depends on the person being interrogated.

Homeland Security:

There was very poor intercommunication between agencies before Homeland Security. This was a problem in need of resolving. Whether Homeland Security was the best solution remains to be seen.

Obesity as an epidemic:

Stop eating so goddamn much! When you do eat, stop stuffing yourself with junk food. Stop being lazy. And stop thinking the next easy weightloss gimmic is going to help you. It’s not.
This doesn’t apply to people with thyroid problems or other REAL medical problems. The whole “fat” gene, though, can kiss my ass. Maybe you have to work a little harder than someone else, but stop using that as an excuse and get off your damn ass. You might be suprised at the results…
Medical Malpractice reform:

Don’t know enough about the issue.

National ID card:

What’s the big deal?? I think people are way to paranoid about this “Big Brother” crap. It was a FUCKING BOOK, people!! A nonfiction fantasy novel. Stop using it as a cite to why we shouldn’t have things like National ID cards.

Medical Marijuana

Medical marijuana… nonmedical marijuana, recreational marijuana… what’s the big deal??? Most all drugs should be legalized.

Capital Punishment

I couldn’t care less about executing a guilty capital felon. But the current Death Row program is way to fucking expensive. It should be cancelled until a cheaper alternative is reached. Keeping someone for 40 years on a life sentence is cheaper than keeping someone on death row for 10… that makes no sense.
So until we can start detaining and killing our capital felons CHEAPER, lets keep them in prison with no chance of perole. And not the white collar resort prison. A federal pound me in the ass prison.

Abortion: For it

Guns: For registration of all weapons and limits on firepower allowed for civilians

Concealed carry, Only where a demonstrated need exists

Gay Marriage: For it.

Drug War: For it but could be done more effectively

War on Terror: For treating it like any criminal activity

Bush: Satan’s evil brother

Religion: I have mine, you have yours. Let’s respect each other.

Economy: For limiting powers of parasitic corporations like Wal-Mart

War in Iraq: American imperialism

War in general: Not a good thing

Torture as a means of interrogation during war time: A sign of criminal leadership

Homeland Security: An excuse to burn the Constitution

Obesity as an epidemic: Overrated.

Medical Malpractice reform: Whipping boy of Republicans and a trivial part of health care costs.

National ID card: Against it

Medical Marijuana: For it under controlled conditions

Capital Punishment: No more effective than life in prison and mistakes are uncorrectable.

Abortion: Pro-choice

Capital Punishment: For it with DNA evidence only

Euthanasia: For it

Guns: Appropriate laws are already in place. We don’t need any more.

Gay Marriage: For it.

Drug War: Against it utterly.

Bush: A completely scary idiot

Medical Marijuana: For it. Also for legalizing it totally.

Economy: in the shitter

War on Terror: Bullshit waste of time and money

Religion: A crutch for the masses

War in Iraq: Against

War in General: As a last resort

Torture: Against

Obesity: Due to sedentary lifestyles and supersized portions and junk food in general

Medical Malpractice Reform: No opinion

National ID card: don’t care one way or the other

I’ve interspersed my replies with underline.

**Abortion: **

Pro-Choice (also for the morning after pill)

Guns:

Anti-gun. Ban them all.

**Gay Marriage: **

For it, 100%

**Drug War: **

drugs are bad and undesirable. Don’t know that this is the right way to deal with that.

War on Terror:

Seems like an exercise in futility to me.

**Bush: **

Hate him.

**Religion: **

Pointless nonsense. Tolerate it as harmless/amusing when it’s not interferring in the lives of people who want nothing to do with it.

**Economy: **

Don’t know anything about the US economy.

**War in Iraq: **

Against it from the start.

War in general:

Reluctantly agree that sometimes it has a place.

Torture as a means of interrogation during war time:

Against it in any form.

**Homeland Security: **

Don’t know anything about it.

Obesity as an epidemic:

This sounds about right to me: “Personal responsiblity must be the mantra, THEN address the medical issues, and THEN product liablity.”

Medical Malpractice reform:

Another US issue that I don’t know much about

National ID card

Not something that I care about. Do it, don’t do it, whatever.

Medical Marijuana

For it.

Abortion: pro-choice, including morning afer pill

Guns: I don’t understand what a civilian needs with high-powered assault weapons, but everything else is fine

Gay Marriage: absolutely for it

**Drug War: ** for the idea, but it needs lots of work - for example, putting the cold medicine behind the counter isn’t helping

War on Terror: I’m not sure what this is accomplishing

Bush: only reason I voted for him was because John Edwards (note my location) was Kerry’s running mate

Religion: tolerance, as long as you’re not forcing yours in my face

Economy: I like capitalism, but I’m getting awfully tired of land developers

War in Iraq: stay until we’ve cleaned up our mess

War in general: necessary at times

Torture as a means of interrogation during war time: for mild torture, like blasting teeny-bopper music nonstop

Homeland Security: I’m pretty sure they don’t know what they’re doing

Obesity as an epidemic: doesn’t exist; it’s your own choice what (and how much) you eat

Medical Malpractice reform: not overly pressing

National ID card: doesn’t this basically already exist?

Medical Marijuana: for it

Capital Punishment: for it in extreme cases

Abortion: I know pro-lifers who oppose abortion but favor sex education, contraception, and gay marriage and adoption; they oppose capital punishment and war. Them, I respect.

Guns: Ban them, please.

Gay Marriage: For. Alternatively, get the state out of the marriage business entirely.

War on Terror: A marketing slogan with no basis in reality. Which emotion will we attack next?

Bush: A fraud, and a symbol of everything I despise (machismo, anti-intellectualism, country-club complacency) about my beloved country.

War in Iraq: Bush’s worst crime (that we know of).

War in general: In general, I’m against it.

Torture as a means of interrogation during war time: Morally reprehensible and tactically unnecessary, in my opinion.

Homeland Security: If improving security while respecting liberty is their goal, then good luck to them.

Obesity as an epidemic: Maybe we could work around the problem by making towns and cities more walkable and by strictly regulating food additives (high-fructose corn syrup comes to mind).

Medical Malpractice reform: I would like to see a single-payer system make this problem go away.

National ID card: Probably a fait accompli, but why make things easier for the rulers?

Medical Marijuana: I don’t oppose this.

Abortion: Safe and legal, but condoms are better.

Guns: Not up here, thanks.

Gay Marriage: We just got it in New Brunswick! W00t.

Drug War: Against

War on Terror: Stupidest thing since the War on Drugs.

Bush: Only the groinal variety, thanks.

Religion: Not in the government.

Economy: Serves the people, not vice-versa. Believe it or not, people who are well-housed, well-fed, healthy, and educated tend to be more productive.

War in Iraq: Okay, joke’s over.

War in general: The other guy had better be Hitler.

Torture as a means of interrogation during war time: Dude, WTF?

Homeland Security: Fucking scary.

Obesity as an epidemic: Cars, TV, and shit-ass food are the epidemic.

National ID card: what for?

Medical Marijuana: Yes, please.