Which are the secret societies?

[LSLGuy]

The [redacted] [redacted] of [redacted] meets every [redacted] at [redacted].

[Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor]

@PlainJain

I’m a member of a group called Fight Club. But unfortunately the first rule is…

…never wear White after Labor Day?

[Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor]

And Ancient Lovecraftian Cult?

The Cult Of Dellorkcir.

It been around a while.

[Gatopescado]

Duh! The Illuminati!

Also E. Clampus Vitus, but I’m not so sure how “secret” it really is.

[Left_Hand_of_Dorkness]

The most secret of all is fnord

[digs]

@MrAtoz

Piker. My fraternity not only had the secret handshake, we also had the secret code phrase so that you could tell whether someone was really a member, or an impostor trying to pose as a member for some nefarious but ill-defined purpose!

I’m betting the code phrase whispered to you at your initiation was “Psst, ummm, no one’s been able to find the book with the secret phrase in it since 1987, sorry, dude…”

[Senegoid]

@MrAtoz

Piker. My fraternity not only had the secret handshake, we also had the secret code phrase so that you could tell whether someone was really a member, or an impostor trying to pose as a member for some nefarious but ill-defined purpose!

Are you a Turtle?

[WF_Tomba]

G.r.o.s.s.

[Siam_Sam]

I head a secret society that is so secret, you can’t know any details about it until you are accepted as a member. There is a $1000 application fee, refundable if you are not accepted.

[DrFidelius]

@Senegoid

Are you a Turtle?

You bet your sweet ass I am.

[Urbanredneck]

I really doubt you would hear about them on this forum.

[Siam_Sam]

Does the Mod forum count as a secret society?

[Sunny_Daze]

@digs

I’ve always wanted to join a group like Fred Flintstone’s (“Water Buffalos”?). I want to be able to tell the wife “I’m off to my lodge meeting. Can’t tell you where or what we’ll be doing or when I’ll be back!”

Btw, our fraternity didn’t have an initiation, or a hell week, or anything (buncha potheads, late 60s/early 70s). But we made a big deal out of having a [reverb] Secret Handshake [/reverb].

In fact, you didn’t get to learn the [reverb] Secret Handshake [/reverb] right away. The wait was excruciating. Finally, you and your ‘brothers’ all walk out of town one lonely winter midnight, and on a derelict railroad track in a potentially haunted forest, you are brought into the forbidden knowledge … that the [reverb] Secret Handshake [/reverb] is just like an [reverb] Ordinary Handshake [/reverb].

Alpha Delt? :dubious:

[OldGuy]

@WF_Tomba

G.r.o.s.s.

Get Rid of Slimy Girls?

[Ranger_Jeff]

You bet your sweet ass I am also!

[Ranger_Jeff]

@OldGuy

Get Rid of Slimy Girls?

Get Rid Of Slimy girlS, please.

[Urbanredneck]

@Ranger_Jeff

Get Rid Of Slimy girlS, please.

Is that like the He Man Woman Haters Club?

[LSLGuy]

@Urbanredneck

Is that like the He Man Woman Haters Club?

It’s the club that Calvin and Hobbes (well Calvin really) created to exclude Suzy Derkins.

[SCAdian]

@Senegoid

Are you a Turtle?

You bet your sweet ass I’m a Turtle!

[MrAtoz]

@digs

I’m betting the code phrase whispered to you at your initiation was “Psst, ummm, no one’s been able to find the book with the secret phrase in it since 1987, sorry, dude…”

Actually, it involved saying our Greek letters in a different order! This would surely baffle any intruders!