I’d say that it is, without question, Duke Togo a.k.a Golgo-13. He always gets the job done. Doesn’t matter whether it’s in a movie, an anime, a manga, or a video game, Duke always makes the kill.
Not only that, he also frequently has sex with women who have large, firm knobs.
The Jackal? He’s a pussy.
Leon? A pedophile and very unprofessional.
Ghost dog? Strictly a poseur.
Angel Eyes? Good, but still not in Duke’s league.
Vincent Vega? Hell, he got killed on the toilet by a washed up boxer!
No, when you need somebody killed absolutely and for sure, Golgo-13 is the only man for the job.
Vlad Taltos (either before he had his crisis of conscience, or after he got better). I mean, the guy
killed a being that was, essentially, a god. Actually, it was probably more powerful than most of the gods of his world. Prior to that, he had more than 40 kills to his credit. Most of those kills were creatures who were larger and stronger than Vlad, in a world without firearms.
Is there something about the women you know that you would like to share?
I think Terminator 1 wins the assassin role-model of the Year award. He kicked the molten ass of Terminator 2. Might even beat Terminator 3 this summer!
Master assassin and administrator, who, as we can only wish more conventional CEOs would do, purges his whole organization when he realizes how irredeemably corrupt it has become.
Jerry Cornelius, the English Assassin. Maybe he’s a little Austin Powers, but if you kill him he just comes back at another point in time and finishes the job (unless you fall in love with him, in which case he might just sleep with you). He’s also the messiah of the scientific age, so God and the Vatican is usually on his side.
Well, in Warhammer 40,000, there are four major temples:[ul][li]Vindicare - a shooty sniper armed with an armour-piercing needle rifle. The Vindicares wear stealth suits that make them virtually invisible and carry experimental ammunition allowing them to blow holes in forcefields, poison any living thing, and pentrate armoured vehicles.[]Callidus - the master (or should that be “mistress?”) of disguise. Callidus Assassins are trained to use Polymorphine, a dangerous drug which allows them to alter their bodies’ appearance. They can disguise themselves as just about anything. The weaponry of the Callidus includes a “Neural Shredder” and the C’tan Phase Sword - an insubstantial blade that bypasses armour and force fields only to materialize inside the target![]Eversor - the holy terror of hand-to-hand-combat. This guy gets my vote. The Eversor’s body is so pumped full of drugs that when his hearts stop beating, they set off a violent chain reaction that causes him to explode. His hightened reflexes allow him maximum use of his weapons - a poisoned Neuro-Gauntlet, a power sword, and a double-barrel combi-pistol which incorporates a short-range needle gun as well as a heavy-gauge bolt pistol that fires rocket-propelled armour-piercing ammunition.Culexus - an anti-psyker Pariah who fiendishly terrorizes even the bravest souls. The Culexii are an anomaly in that, unlike other humans, they have no psychic presence. Their weapon is the Animus Speculum, a device that sucks the life out of the enemy… very short range, though.[/ul]The other two, the Vanus and Venenum Assassins, are hardly worth mentioning, and the many Imperial Death Cult Assassins would never even stand a chance.[/li]
BTW - how come nobody has mentioned Scud, the Disposable Assassin?
Druss versus Waylander… now that’d be a neat matchup.
Nah. Waylander would fire his double crossbow, Druss would eat both bolts (with some fava beans and a nice Chianti) and would then make kibble out of Waylander.
The minute all of these chumps turn their backs, TZING, there goes Mr. 47 with the wire. From then on, he could be anyone. But he’s probably the one with the antitank rifle. 47 rules all.
WSC, he simply garrotes the Saint of Killers and takes his pistols, then kills everyone.
