With fools like thins running around, I makes you wonder!
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&ncid=757&e=1&u=/nm/20040528/od_nm/zambia_suicide_dc
… but why’d they kill the chicken? 
So now if you find a condom in your KFC, you’ll know where it’s from.
I know this is off subject, but I have to comment: You typed the title of this thread the way Mickey Rourke talks in the movie “Barfly.”
I just had to share.
To keep it from going on a talk show and embarrassing the village. 
The article doesn’t say it was the people who slaughtered it. Maybe it was killed by the other chickens, for being a perverted humanf***er.
Funny, Kalhoun – I thought the spelling of the OP title was a reference to the opening words in the film A Brief History of Time, which were uttered by Stephen Hawking.
It puts things in perspective that the world’s smartest person and a drunk sound so much alike.
not quite on topic, but:
In answer to the thread title:
A chicken and an egg are in bed. The chicken leans back contentedly, lights himself a cigarette. The egg flashes him a frustrated look, rolls over, pulls the sheet up over herself, and mutters " well, now we know the answer to that question"
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(yeah,I know, its a kinda old, worn-out joke, but I haven’t had a chance to repeat it for years, so I grabbed the opportunity. Sorry)
I think that the title is a reference to the old Sesame Street song
I thought he was channeling Agent Smith.
Cause even after it’s been made sweet love to, it still…
TASTES LIKE CHICKEN!
WARNING: SEMI-OBSCURE, VERY TASTLESS JOKE - 1 MILE
WARNING: SEMI-OBSCURE, VERY TASTLESS JOKE - 3/4 MILE
WARNING: SEMI-OBSCURE, VERY TASTLESS JOKE - 1/2 MILE - REDUCE SPEED
WARNING: SEMI-OBSCURE, VERY TASTLESS JOKE - 1/4 MILE - WATCH FOR FLAGMEN
Boy…now that’s a subservient chicken.
Even if it was a really hot chick, he’s pretty plucky to try a stunt like that.
His wife was right to cry fowl.
It didn’t just say they killed the chicken, it said they slaughtered it. When you slaughter an animal, that means that you are killing it for the eventual purpose of eating it. So I guess they feel like chicken tonight. And it was already tenderized, so hey.
They offed the chicken cause God told 'em to. Don’t you guys ever read your Bibles?
On the chicken killing front, my unsavory guess is that it was done for humanitarian reasons. As in the aforementioned event had, well, damaged it.
“Hey, why is this chicken full of mayonnaise?”
Was he doing it in order to make an illiterate police officer lean reading from the Booktastic Book Mobile?
[/inevitable South Park reference]
*that should be learn, dagnabbit.
:smack:
The answer to which came first:
The rooster. Duh.