Rosie : “I’m banning guns… except for my own personal use.” Ms. Liberal-when-it-suits-me.
I’d say most any Hollywood/Celeb type is unfit. Regan was a decent choice, not great, but good. Bush was better, but hamstrung by vengance seeking democrats. Clinton can’t keep his pants zipped, and Gore has the charisma of E Coli. Little George isn’t much better, he’s in bed with corporations. (sigh) Sounds like Hollywood, doesnt’ it?
Carrot Top…the “comedian”
Rosie O,Donnell
Tim Robbins
Alan Alda
ETC.
Side note, even though his show is bulls**t, Jerry Springer was actually a very effective mayor of Cincinnatti, Dry, that rumor is pure urban legand.
Chow
Speaking of Dave Letterman, one of his old Top Ten lists included a reference to “President (Mike) Tyson”. Will the last person left in the country please turn out the lights…
You mean like Jesse Jackson? 
(hijack: Remember Eddie Murphy’s bit about his 1988 presidential campaign in the Delerious stand-up routine?)
Tom Green
Rodney Dangerfield (the Presidency gets no respect already!)
Do dead celebrities count? I’d go with a Moe/Larry/Curley ticket!
shudder Can you imagine him giving a State of the Union address, where he asks the American people to get into a “high energy state” with him?!
Limey, I have heard from several reputable sources that this did happen.
And my nominee? MTV veejay Jesse. cringe
At this point, I might seriously vote for any Stooge over our current two major candidates. At least the nightly news would be entertaining… The Laurel/Hardy ticket also seems very appealing.
And by ANY Stooge, that includes Shemp!
I think the ideal ticket would be the Warren Beatty/Madonna ticket. As long as the media and every politian other than the president has declared open season on the personal life of whoever sits in the Siege Perilous, let’s elect people who have absolutely nothing to hide since we know every excruciating detail already. We can print up their Big List O’ Sins up front (boinking, children out of wedlock, drugs, unshaved armpits), then get on to the real business.
The worst would be Paul Newman/Joanne Woodward, because they are such nice people, devoted to each other & their kids, and it would be a pity to destroy their lives.
Bill Clinton–he’s a far better actor than Regan ever was.
Hillary is a close second.
JOHN F’IN TRAVOLTA!
How could you all miss this little throwback? Awful actor AND a Scientologist. I gotta stop before this gets tossed to The Pit.
You don’t see much of this person anymore, “Ramtha” the thousands year old guy that some lady “channels”.
Judge Judy
Judge Joe Brown
Bruce Willis
I think that about sums it up.
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Not to mention the fact that, in the movie Primary Colors, he played a candidate for president.