and why?
(inspired by the other question 
there are lots of choices here heheheh!
Madonna
Dr Laura
Robert Downey JR
CHARLETON HESTON!
almost any of them
top (bottom?) choices…
Rosie O’Donnell
Charlton Heston
Courtney Cox-Arquette
David Arquette
David Spade
Any of the Baldwins
Brad Pitt
Jennifer Aniston
Actually, any member of the cast of Friends
Jerry Seinfeld or any other cast member
Ok, my list is getting out of hand
Jerry Springer.
I just imagine the Middle East peace talks “moderated” by Jerry Springer, with Arafat and Barak getting in each other’s faces and screaming expletives, while the audience shouted “Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!”
Rosie O’Donnell.
Oprah.
Kathie Lee Gifford.
Courtney Love.
Richard Gere.
Steven Spielberg.
Barbara Striesand.
Eminem.
David Letterman.
That Smarmy guy who stars in “The Practice”.
Anna Nicole Smith.
Do I really have to explain?
Scotti
Ronald Reagan.
Ah shit, FreakFreely, you beat me to it. My alternative is George W Bush.
How about the double bill of:
Morton Downey Jr. and Robert Downey Jr.
I’ll second Jerry Springer.
By the way, is it true that as a mayor (or holding some other public office–alderman?), Jerry Springer once tried to pay an ahem lady of the evening with ** a personal check **? Or is this an urban legend?
Jennifer Tilly (her voice would lead to preemptive nuclear strikes by all the other atomic nations).
Richard Simmons
Too many people already want to shoot him, just to keep him off the talk shows all the time.
Heh. I’ll second Richard Simmons.
Also :
Rush Limbaugh
Reverend (insert any name here, especially Billy Graham)
The creepy lady from the Old Navy ads
Tom Selleck
Any rap star with “attitude”. Oh wait…they all gots attitude.
The old navy Lady.
Julia Child (who is really Dan Ackroyd in drag)
Fran Dresher/Rosie Perez ticket. The Whine Party
That Pepsi Girl. God, she freaks me out.
Ronald Reagan.
(Of course, that’s in hindsight…)
Alicia Silverstone
Drew Barrymore
Keanu Reeves
“Saddam Dude. Your missiles are totally bumming out our planes. Like, stop it now, or we’ll have to get gnarly.”
When Green Bean said Jerry Springer, for some reason, I read Jerry Seinfeld. This would be equally ammusing, though.
“Have you ever noticed Arafat’s head-gown. I mean, hey, what are you, a table at an italian restaurant? Did you used to have two of those and one got lost in the dryer?”
Anthony Robbins
Yahoo Serious. Good thing he’s not a US citizen (right?).