About a year and a half ago, I was watching Comedy Central and a lady came on with her own hour-long stand-up program. One of the first things she said was “I’m about to have my first date, tonight, with the man I’ve been sleeping with for a year. I have no idea what to wear…” She was blonde, thirtysomething, and pretty funny, all around, but I can’t find her name or other information. Does anyone else know who that might be?
But I’ve seen the stand up routine that the OP describes, and I remember the comedienne is NOT Lisa Lampanelli (and I’ve seen other Lisa Lampanelli’s shows, this woman looks nothing like her).
I tried checking Comedy Central’s schedule, but they don’t show schedules of the previous day.
She has been around for a while. I remember her from Evening at the Improv (with glasses and a different hairdo). She’s a few of the same jokes are the same, but her act is still funny.