Peter Wimsey and Tom Barnaby are pretty happy fellows. OK, Peter still has nightmares from WWI, but for the most part he’s got a fantastic sense of humor.
I have another candidate, Commissario Ricciardi. He is a detective in Naples in the early 30’s, so among other things he has to deal with the politics of Fascism as a public official. But what makes him unhappy is that
He sees dead people.
Specifically, he sees the ghosts of people who were murdered constantly re-enacting the moment of their death, at the place of their death, and the ghosts say the last things on their minds as they died. This can occasionally be useful to a detective on a murder case, but virtually all of the time, the thoughts are opaque rather than useful. Also, since Italians are (in this universe) superstitious and paranoid, he can’t share this curse with anyone, and he has to maintain a solitary and sterile existence, with his only solace being his old nurse who takes care of his household. There are two women who love him but can’t have him. Because he is so completely upright and incorruptible, the other cops can’t stand him. He is truly alone.
But does “pretty hard to deal with” equal “most personally miserable”? I’m not seeing it. I’m not saying Monk doesn’t hurt, I just think there are some even more miserable buggers out there.
Well, I don’t think you can say who is “most” anything because it’s never a comparison of exactly the same thing, but there are lots of scenes that show just how much and how badly it affects him personally, I think it’d be pretty hard to live like that. He’s irritating, yes, but he’s also suffering, day in and day out. There’s no respite from all of his compulsions.
Don’t forget, he did get respite. “Now” in the story timeline, Monk had gotten a lot better. Near the end, he resolved his claustrophobia by being locked in the car trunk with Harold. And after solving Trudy’s murder, in the last scene we see Monk in, going on to a new murder scene, he looks genuinely happy. Like a huge weight has been lifted.
He made big progress from the pilot episode, or before, when he never even left his apartment for six years. I wouldn’t be surprised if getting closure made a lot of his OCD recede.
I change my nomination to Ian Rutledge, recommended by Roderick Femm. A WWI vet, Rutledge is still deeply troubled by the war and he regularly hears the voice of a sergeant he killed for cowardice.
In the first book, he suspects Scotland Yard assigned him the case intending for him to fail because of his condition. He resolves never to go back to the clinic, and it’s implied that he’ll kill himself first.
I’ve been watching The Tunnel lately with a practically chirpy Stannis Baraetheon and his miserable partner, Elyse Wasserman. I like the switching of roles here- Elyse is beautiful (played by Clemence Posey) and a total mess. Her twin died, she’s a bundle of raw nerves about it every second of every day but she is of course a brilliant detective.
" I’d consider myself a realist, all right? But in philosophical terms I’m what’s called a pessimist… I think human consciousness is a tragic misstep in evolution. We became too self-aware. Nature created an aspect of nature separate from itself. We are creatures that should not exist by natural law… We are things that labor under the illusion of having a self, that accretion of sensory experience and feelings, programmed with total assurance that we are each somebody, when in fact everybody’s nobody… I think the honorable thing for our species to do is to deny our programming. Stop reproducing, walk hand in hand into extinction; one last midnight, brothers and sisters opting out of a raw deal."
I’ll put in a vote for detective Riggs from Lethal Weapon. His idea of fun was crying in his crappy trailer with a gun in his mouth while staring at pictures of his dead wife. He was so suicidal on the job that he was dangerous to be around.
Then when he finally started to have feelings for another woman, she was murdered too.
Mick “Brew” Axbrewder is pretty miserable. He’s an alcoholic. While drunk he killed his own brother, who happened to be a cop. He caused his partner’s arm to get blown off. He lost his PI license. He loses a lot of fights, despite being huge. He gets shot more regularly than I’d like to. IIRC he’s homeless at some point, too, sleeping on his partner’s couch when she’ll let him. His car is a piece of shit (although not a sky blue Cadillac convertible; go figure).
I’m still hoping that Mr. Donaldson writes the 5th book he’s promised, but I know there aren’t many wanting to hold him to that promise.
We found a Belgian series on PBS that I never noticed when/if it was originally broadcast…it’s shown at odd hours with episodes out of order now. It’s called Professor T and at first I thought it was a Monk rip-off, because he has a lot of Monk’s OCD quirks. But it’s played a bit differently, and I just enjoy the way the series is done. He’s pretty miserable because as a young kid (7?) he found his father’s body after the father had hung himself. Fairly traumatic. However, the most recent episode shows Professor T checking himself into a mental clinic for treatment, so I guess there’s hope there.
I agree 110%. His real sense of enjoyment obviously comes from watching the murderer squirm and sweat as he narrows in on him. Compared to hounding the suspect, slapping the cuffs on him is just the icing on the cake.
Morse. In the main series named after him, he’s the typical miserable older detective with an alcohol problem and a classic car. He gets joy from classical music, so he’s not without hope. But he clearly wants a life partner, and never gets one. He never gets the promotion he wants, he was sent down from Oxford for unfair reasons, he’s not well liked, he’s clearly very lonely, and he dies relatively young, with only a few colleagues to mourn him.
Then Endeavour shows that that was basically the pattern for his entire life. Other characters like Wallander had marriages and kids and seem to have had at least a few years of happiness when they were younger, but Morse tried to get that, worked hard for it, and never got it.
I think he might actually be the only lead detective in a major TV show who seems to be happy and have an OK home life.
Poirot is sort of happy. He’s fulfilled, anyway. He had a lost love but not one that haunted him. He gained major acclaim and really enjoyed it. The only really sad part of his story, for him, was the way he died. (I don’t think that’s a spoiler).
I LOVE that show. It does not get the recognition it deserves. Elyse might be a good suggestion, actually - especially given
how things turned out for her, and how young she was when that happened. Most detectives have a past story that implies some periods of happiness, but her age means it’s even more unlikely that she had any prolonged good times.
Stephen Dillane’s character has some really extreme reasons for sadness that we actually see happen on screen, as opposed to us usually being told about them. But he also has good things going on and seems to be coping.