Fictional detectives: the cream of the cream.

I want to formulate a list of the very best fictional detectives - literary (including comics, graphic novels, etc), film, TV or stage - it doesn’t matter.

‘Best’ can be defined in many different ways - popularity, quality of writing, likeability of the character, etc. - and that’s fine. They don’t have to be good for the same reasons as each other.

My list currently includes:
-Philip Marlowe (in fact, as a genre, as much as a specific character)
-Sherlock Holmes
-Hercule Poirot
-Columbo
-Clouseau
-Morse
-Frost (maybe)

Feel free to add to the list, or argue for the removal of any character you feel is unworthy.

I do have a personal motive for asking this - I’m in the first stages of planning a light-hearted sketch which I think will feature multiple famous detectives in a room together - I intend to perform it single-handed, by means of fast changes of costume and possibly double-half costumes (one character when viewed from the left, another from the right).

Peter Wimsey!

ETA - perfect for your purposes, as he’s also pretty recognizable - monocle, etc.

Let’s not forget:

Jane Tennison (Prime Suspect - played by Helen Mirren)
Adam Dalgliesh (P.D. James’ detective) - the best poet/detective
Sam Spade and/or the Continental Op (Dashiel Hammett’s detectives) - my favourites of the hard-boiled genre, with apologies to Mr. Chandler

Oh, come on! The single greatest detective ever created is…
Bruce Wayne, of course.

20,000. And it wasn’t about booze.

Conan Edogawa is written targeting children, but he is probably the most profitable (in terms of sales) detective character ever.

Personally, I like Burke, but I doubt he’s at the top of any lists and isn’t terribly impressive as a detective.

Steve Carella, from the 54th Precinct novels by Ed McBain.
Lucas Davenport, from the “Prey” novels by John Sandford.
Dave Robicheaux, from James Lee Burkes wonderful books.
Oh, and Mike Hammer!!!

Alan Grant from Josephine Tey’s novels.

Inspector Hemingway from Georgette Heyers novels (forgot his first name)

Inspector Wexford from Ruth Rendell’s mysteries

Adam Dalgliesh from PD James

Richard Jury from Martha Grimes (but her more recent ones are not as good).

Jessica (soft focus) Fletcher :smiley:

Oh, another little-known favorite: Frank Pembleton

Matt Scudder and Bernie Rhodenbarr
John Rebus
Harry Bosch

You might have fun with Kinsey Milhone if you work in the alphabet theme.
Kay Scarpetta, before Patricia Cornwell jumped the shark.

Robert Goren. He knows everything! Sheesh, how could y’all forget him… :stuck_out_tongue:

SheesH!

No Dr. John Thorndyke?

Anthony Berkeley’s Crime Circle?

For gosh sakes, no Nero Wolfe???

Or my favorite, Robert van Gulik’s Judge Djiendjieh Dee

Bulldog Drummond, the World War I vet who got in the business because he was bored with civilian life.

I have to mention my great uncle, Nick Charles (from the Thin Man)

Other notable omissions:
Ellery Queen
Maigret
Miss Marple
Tommy and Tuppence
Perry Mason (a lawyer, but detective-like)
Jupiter Jones

Don’t leave off John D. MacDonald’s Travis McGee.

Constable Benton Fraser, from Due South. A master tracker, almost unparalleled at surviving and thriving in the wilderness, and his constant good-samaratin-izing make him numerous friends and allies on the streets of Chicago. He also has a mean combination of an acute eye for detail, super-fast thinking, and nigh-untarnishable integrity.

As for why this mountie is exiled to the Canadian Consulate in Chicago, well, that is a story that does not warrant explaining at this juncture. :cool:

Oh, and Micheal Garibaldi, especially when he went all noir in the 4th season of Babylon 5. :smiley:

I think Nero Wolfe is a particularly excellent choice for your project, as you could do a bit where you quickly switch back and forth between Wolfe and Archie for a bit of Rex Stout’s trademark quick and witty banter. I would think that would be delightfully theatrical. (Sorry, that sounds a bit…fey, but I can’t think of another way to put it :stuck_out_tongue: )

You may also want to consider Poe’s Dupin - not because he’s the best by any stretch, but he was the first, and thus may warrant an appearance.

Wendell Urth

Adrian Monk

No love for Charlie Chan and Number One Son?

Judge Dee

Lord Darcy