Which Founding Father are you most like?

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Also Madison.

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Madison too. Curious.

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Sigh, Madison.

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Another Madison.

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Madison. Oscar, that is. (Not really, just another James…)

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Mason here too - hey that is something good!

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I object. Adams is not an option.

edit: I got Washington. :o

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Ben Franklin, here.

::Waves at Intergalactic Gladiator.::

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:: Nods ::

'Sup?

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I got Washington.

Which is funny, because regardless of my result I was going to say “This test is garbage, because I know I’m actually George Washington (NSFW - language)!”

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So you’re telling me the hours of History Channel programming that I’ve dedicated my life to that tell us that Franklin was a big ol man slut are lies? :frowning:

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Booooring. I’m Washington. I was hoping for someone snazzier.

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You can’t really get much snazzier than someone who invented cocaine, tbh.

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Yeah…but the wooden teeth, grody!

Then again, in the story/Masters of Horror episode the Washingtonians he used those chompers to feast on the flesh of young virgins. That’s kind of cool…

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I’ll go with John Adams. People are always telling me to sit down, or trying to open up a window.

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I’m pretty sure Washington’s chompers weren’t made of wood, but of teeth pulled out of human cadavers.

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Yeah, that’s definitely way less gross. :eek:

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Scoot over, book-crazy Madisons.

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Madison

I would have preferred Paine but apparently he wasn’t an option.

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George Mason. I’d never heard of him, but he sounds like a decent guy.