Roger Sherman.
I’m ashamed to admit, I’d never heard of him before this. Then again, I’m not much of a student of the Founding Fathers.
Chillin’. Watching a criminal procedural set in Vienna (German-language TV offers a bunch of these online) and about to start knitting.
Same here on every account.
Madison.
George Mason. Didn’t I go to the NCAA Final Four a few years ago. Whooppee!
I don’t think he is considered a Founding Father, which I think is shenanigans because he did.more than most to bring about independence.
Yet another Madison, and this theory would certainly explain it.
Another George Mason.
Apparently, I really **am **a libertarian, because every single time I take any “What sort of <insert political person/concept/ideal here> are you?” quizzes, that’s what it tells me.
I’m a Madison.
Ben Franklin, but I was shooting for Elbridge Gerry, the father of Gerrymandering.
I’m Madison, and so’s my wife.
Add another. 
James Wilson. Some of it matches up pretty well. For instance, from thelink provided:
That’s the only reason I’d move to New Jersey.
Madison. I wanted to be Franklin, but I knew I wouldn’t be.
I was hoping for Franklin or Jefferson, but got Washington instead. I’m unlikely to be the father of anything, let alone an entire country.
Washington: Self-controlled, dignified, and even handed.
Bwahahahahahah! I don’t think I’ve laughed that much in my life!
Also James Madison but it’s not really that surprising that there are so many here on the Dope.
Someone had to do it:
John Hancock
Not big on the slave-master-style rape, or any kind, actually, so I’ll stick with Adams. Since I smoke a pipe, and like to pace back and forth whilst smoking, people really do ask me to sit down and try to open up a window. Also an Ezra Pound fan, so that cements it. The reference, for those of you playing along at home is from 1776. I only like Lubitsch musicals, but I make an exception for that one.
The lost founder.
I got Ben Franklin; apparently I’m a manwhore.