Inspired by the mind-numbingly dull political crap going on here in the States, I’m watching the Futurama episode “A Head in the Polls”
so, we’re at the convention center, and I started thinking…
“What Futurama-verse political party am I?”
the choices are;
Tastycrats
Fingerlicans
One Cell One Vote
Green Party
Brain Slug Party
Dudes for the legilisation of Hemp
Bull Space Moose Party
National Raygun Association (NRA)
People for the Ethical Treatment of Humans
Voter Apathy Party
Anti-Socialists
Rainbow Whigs
I’m torn between three parties myself, the National Raygun Association, the Voter Apathy Party, and the Anti-Socialists, I tend to lean more towards the NRA, but the Voter Apathy Party tends to have some good ide…ahhh, frak it, what does it matter anyway…
As a two brain mutant I of course support both the Bull Space Moose Party and the Green Party. It also helps me recognize the Brain Slug Party for the nasty mind controlling, big brother fascist **liberal ** marxist neo-nazi commies they really are. Oh and so you can grok me, they are definitely not shiny!
It’s really a toss up between the Fingerlicans and the Tastycrats for me. The Tastycrats representative, Jack Johnson really has it right when he says that he’s against things that everybody hates, but John Jackson has a good point when he agrees with everything his opponent says.