Which Futurama-verse Political party are you?

Inspired by the mind-numbingly dull political crap going on here in the States, I’m watching the Futurama episode “A Head in the Polls”

so, we’re at the convention center, and I started thinking…
“What Futurama-verse political party am I?”

the choices are;
Tastycrats
Fingerlicans
One Cell One Vote
Green Party
Brain Slug Party
Dudes for the legilisation of Hemp
Bull Space Moose Party
National Raygun Association (NRA)
People for the Ethical Treatment of Humans
Voter Apathy Party
Anti-Socialists
Rainbow Whigs

I’m torn between three parties myself, the National Raygun Association, the Voter Apathy Party, and the Anti-Socialists, I tend to lean more towards the NRA, but the Voter Apathy Party tends to have some good ide…ahhh, frak it, what does it matter anyway…

So, what’s your party?

I remain Neutral.

THERE IS NO OTHER CHOICE. BRAIN SLUG PARTY ALL THE WAY. THEY HAVE THE COOLEST HATS. DO YOU WANT ONE?

I guess, if I absolutely had to choose, I’d go with the Voter-Apathy Party.

But I don’t really care that much, so I’d rather not bother.

I’ll vote for whomever Morbo tells me to.

Brain slugs. Like there’s even a contest.

I aknowledge your neutralness with a non-commital agreement.

I’ll tell you after I get through watching Everybody Loves Hypno-Toad. Somehow it wouldn’t feel right otherwise.

Dave’s not here, or he’d tell you it was “Dudes for the Legalation of of (sic) Hemp.”
Check out this brochure!

Bruce, J’onn, Shego & I are all about the Green Party!

I like their advocate for agricultural issues. You know. Tall guy.

VOTE HYPNO TOAD!!!

knock knock Hello! I am going door-to-door for the candidate for change, Hypnotoad. Please read our pamphlet when you have the time!

http://www.fluffymitten.com/downloads/downloads.htm
(click second selection down, if you please)

Thank you and good day! Be certain to vote!

What makes a man turn neutral? Lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?

As a two brain mutant I of course support both the Bull Space Moose Party and the Green Party. It also helps me recognize the Brain Slug Party for the nasty mind controlling, big brother fascist **liberal ** marxist neo-nazi commies they really are. Oh and so you can grok me, they are definitely not shiny!

Joe-Jim*

  • Who gets the reference?

It’s really a toss up between the Fingerlicans and the Tastycrats for me. The Tastycrats representative, Jack Johnson really has it right when he says that he’s against things that everybody hates, but John Jackson has a good point when he agrees with everything his opponent says.

It’s a tough call.

I know. You’d think those two guys are clones are something.

All I know is that after eight years of the Brain Slug Party, I’m voting for Richard Nixon’s head.

Unless the Hypno-Toad command differently, of course.

I’m a committed Rainbow Whig. Environmentally-friendly policies and a seat behind homeplate… what’s not to like?