Which one of you MADs shut down Baltimore?

Wait… How could it be difficult? For the first time in a decade, somebody other than the Yankees or Red Sox is leading the division, and it’s the Orioles.

That’s what I was thinking. I have asked at least 8 I know and not one of them wanted to go. I’m begining to think it might be me.
Nah, it’s them.

By the time I left work yesterday (about 7:30) the JFX was running fine. However, Baltimore traffic karma caught up with me. Today I sat for 35 minutes on 795 southbound. Apparently, at one point the two left lanes were blocked. However, by the time I passed whatever had occurred, it was a whole lotta’ nothing.

Next to the bison, the funniest Baltimore traffic tie up happened when Penn Station erected that 50 foot woman in front. Traffic was all tied up down the JFX because people were slowing down wondering “what the hell is that thing.”

I would have gone, though if you look at my location, you’ll note an obvious problem.

peers at username

Um, I just remembered I would have had to umm, call my mother. Yeah, that’s it.

When I lived on Paca street a while back it was baptists tieing up traffic. It was a convention . 10,000 baptists. Baptists as far as the eye could see. It had traffic tied up for three days.

What is an MAD?

Mid-Atlantic Doper! Represent!

OOOOooh. I was trying to think up all sorts of things it could be. The first thing was Mom’s against Drunks???