I’m inviting, and paying for, you to see a play with me out of a choice of 2. Funnily enough both plays are in their last night so this is your last opportunity to watch. Play 1 has got some of the finest acting talent in the world, name the top 3 actors you like they’re all in it. However, the script is rumoured to be a rather middling affair, whilst not actually bad it’s not brilliant.
Play 2 is written by a collaboration of your favourite authors. Aparrantly it takes the best aspects of each’s writing style and combines them into a scintillating plot with crisp dialogue. However it’s being acted by a bunch of drama school droputs who, although they can memorize their lines and emote the right emotions cannot do it with any kind of skill. You’ll follow what’s going on but nobody’s giving a high performance. There are currently no plans to publish it as a book.
Which play do you want to see?
Edit, damn meant to put a poll but missed the checkbox.