Which Shit is Faker: Dances with Wolves or Top Gun?

[WordMan]

@Super_Kapowzler

Fakes I’m gonna point out:

DWW:
A lone wolf surviving in Buffalo Gap Nat’l Grassland. Wiki Wolf.

“Walks-with-Fuck-Hair”? with no kids? Bitch would be “Loose-Bitch-is-Havin’-Another-Papoose-and-Shit” and you know what I mean.

The “Have a Cup of Smallpox!”, scene, yeah, Indians never had anything sweet, shit was totally new. “Made gifts of coffee and sugar…”, then they went and opened a Starbucks. FU Costner, you whiny bitch.

F-er out on his horse with the Daisey Red Ryder and shit, droppin’ STAMPEDING BUFFALO (maybe put the F-er’s eye out or some shit,) and I can’t even spell ballistically improbable and shit.
By 1860’s the Lakota Tribe had *NO IDEA OF THE EXPANSION *of the Washichie and shit?

True in DWW: I forgot. Maybe the Black Hills are in South Dakota

Fakes in TOP SHIT:
Any scene with friendly and hostile aircraft in the same scene.
Any aircraft scene.
Multi squadron-patches on Mavdickheads jacket, yup he flys CAP, HeloRescue, ASHandTRASH, mail and shit and LookingGlass.
Dogfight scenes; see: Any and shit
Havin’ a chick with 0 hours in combat air patrol be the “Best of the Best” (see; 900 miles to Florida wearing a space-diaper), advisor with a PhD from Afterburner SNES Tech. FU Bitch.
“Crisis situation with inbound MIGs w/Excocets and shit, so we are flying you halfway around the world to intercept and shit, before they get there.” They got HOW close to a carrier in a Task Force and shit with 1 F-in’ plane flyin’ CAP?

True in Top Shit: I’d rather have our Navy that them stupid pirate Fuckers they got overwhereverthatshitis. I first saw this while at GLakesNavTrnbase and shit that ain’t there anymore.

Patton Oswalt - is that you?

(There’s a guy on Ain’t it Cool News who posts review that read as wacky-yet-effective as our modified friend in the OP - he goes by Neil Cumpston or something like that, and is rumored to actually be Patton Oswalt, channeling his inner movie geek-tard - here’s his review of the movie 300.)

[digs]

Kapowzler, could you please start a discussion of Every F-ass Shit Movie I’ve Ever Seen?

As soon as you get a chance. It would greatly increase my enjoyment of the world, as well as my will to live.

Thank you.

[Intergalactic_Gladiator]

I think that movie where the giant shark jumps out of the water and eats a jet plane is way faker.
But on the other hand, what kind of sorry woman would date a guy that just humiliated her in a bar full of people, then chased her into the women’s bathroom to talk about having sex on the counter?
Oh yeah, and Clifford the Bog Red Dog is totally fake, too. How could a red dog get that big?

[E-Sabbath]

@Boyo_Jim

No no no!. I mean, I knew not to get into any beach volleyball games, and I knew that all Navy pilots were like, gay. But I didn’t get that Kelly McGillis was.

Kelly McGillis Is the Latest Late-in-Life Lesbian

Oddly enough, she was.

[Really_Not_All_That_Bright]

@Richard_Pearse

Right. I think you can go and get all mopey on the deck if you want when there are no flight ops anyway.

Can you throw other peoples’ dog tags into the ocean?

[bup]

By 1860’s the Lakota Tribe had NO IDEA OF THE EXPANSION of the Washichie and shit?

Straight up, bitch. Word was all out on the Wasichu and shit.

[Sigmagirl]

@Spoons

“Top Dances with Two-Hole Outhouses”?

No, “Tin Cup of Thunder.” Don’t drink out of it. It’s full of shit and shit.

[Edward_The_Head]

@Intergalactic_Gladiator

Oh yeah, and Clifford the Bog Red Dog is totally fake, too. How could a red dog get that big?

Love, dude, love…

…and shit.

[Boyo_Jim]

Big red dog = penis

[Super_Kapowzler]

If you build it, show me the money and shit.

[Intergalactic_Gladiator]

@Boyo_Jim

Big red dog = penis

Dude, are you talking about Clifford’s big red rocket and shit?

[Panurge]

I voted for all four 'cause, yknow, this poll is the shit.

[Lust4Life]

Like shit dude,theres just so much shit.
How does your ass like that BITCH!

Cos your my bitch now dude.

[DrFidelius]

I am scheduled to talk with the president of the company today about implementing an EHR system. I am thinking of saying “electronic health records and shit” every other sentence.

But I like my job.

[kittenblue]

@BMalion

I like this poster, I wish he were a mod.

I’ve had a rough couple weeks. This made me laugh so hard I’m finally crying! Thanks, BMalion!

[Lust4Life]

I’m sorry but I too keep wanting to say shit!Bitch and dude in everyday conversation.

Bet I get locked up very shortly.

Well fuck YOU,you full of shit BITCHES !..dude.

Up your asses!

[llcoolbj77]

Thank you super. That is all… and shit.

[BunnyTVS]

@Ike_Witt

Tom Cruise and Kevin Costner need to make a movie together and shit.

2 Short arses 1 cup ?

[Lord_Mondegreen]

@Intergalactic_Gladiator

Oh yeah, and Clifford the Bog Red Dog is totally fake, too. How could a red dog get that big?

(my bolding)

What colour is “Bog[sup][1][/sup] Red” again? I assume it’s a brownish-red.

Kind of an appropriate typo given the fecal/faecal nature of this thread.

[1] From dictionary.com,

bog
2   /bɒg, bɔg/ Show Spelled[bog, bawg] Show IPA
–noun
Usually, bogs. British Slang.
a lavatory; bathroom.

[gonzomax]

@E-Sabbath

Kelly McGillis Is the Latest Late-in-Life Lesbian - ABC News
Oddly enough, she was.

She wasn’t during Top Gun. When she got all Linda Kozlowskied, her options became limited and shit. Then she went the other way.