Rhea Perlman.
Clara Peller (Where’s the beef?)
and
Winona Ryder (because nobody would EVER believe me…)
OH MY GOD!! I forgot about Julia Roberts!!
I’m going to change my OP and go with her.
Sure, when the lights are right, and the stars are aligned in proper configuration she occasionally looks good,
but take away the make -up, pull back the hair to reveal those EARS and that is one scary vision…
shudder…
Julia Roberts – taken. Arnold Schwarzenegger – taken. Clara Peller – dead, possiby NOT cremated, and taken.
I guess that leaves me with Billy Bob Thornton, Sylvester Stallone, Michael Jackson, Jeff Goldblum, Jay Leno, Babe the Pig and Dr. Laura.
If we are including non-media celebrities, Al Sharpton and Rudolph Giuliani are pretty repugnant, too.
Martin Short would be pretty bad.
Waking up next to Brad Pitt, however, would be hellish. For me at least. Bad enough he’s been with Gwyneth Paltrow and Jennifer Aniston–yes, envy is an ugly beast–I don’t want to see him when I wake up.
On the female side, ummm… I’m sure there’s someone I would find truly & brilliantly hateful, but she’s not coming to mind, so I’ll just say Roseanne.
mmmmm, hotdog…
I saw Whoopi Goldberg.
The horror…shudder
oops should have been:
I say Whoopi Goldberg.
But I guess the sentiment is the same either way.
Rosie O’Donnell
George W. Bush (There’s a girl I knew from last semester who had a CRUSH on him! :eek: )
Dick Cheney
Mr. T.
Marlon Brando
Mick Jagger
David Bowie
Jennifer Love Spewitt
Marilyn Manson.
Does that count for both sides?
How about a psuedo-real star?
I mean of course, Fat Bastard from Austin Powers
Bleecch!
I gotta say, the waking up afterwards part would be the least of my concerns. What about the living through it part? :eek:
Since nobody’s said Ed Asner, I will, just for effect.
For me I guess it would be Lynda Carter … if only because it meant that our night together was at an end.
Calista Flockhart.
“Which STAR would you LEAST like to Wake up with in the morning?”
Kenneth (Starr). :eek:
But at least if I’m investigated, that guy won’t get off the hook either!
Ron Howard…blech
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*Originally posted by KneadToKnow *
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Heh! I know; it’s a terrible thought. I was assuming I would have been REALLY drunk the night before…!
Who would I least like to wake up with?
Mick Jagger.
Does anyone actually know what any star really looks like in the morning? Ones we haven’t actually slept with I mean, which should be all of them for the overwhelming majority of us.
Think about it. We generally only see them when they are professionally dressed and made up, and in a flattering light.
Maybe they all look hideous in the morning.
Lara Flynn Boyle. God, she’s hideous.
Sarah Jessica Parker - no contest.