WHOOOOSH!
Speaking of which, image a cable Seinfeld. Would have put a different spin on The Contest.
C-span
Mythbusters
“The competition heats up, as Adam builds his model of the Venus Butterfly out of stacks of foam covered in fiberglass, and Jamie tests out 45 horsepower motors from his favorite salvage yard. But only one of them can win in the testing…”
"All this, and Andy Rooney, Nude, on 60 Minutes…
tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick…"
…
Several of the movies they did on MST3K had to be edited for content to get them on basic cable, including “Mitchell”. Joe Don Baker’s love scene was originally much more explicit. And in a perfect world, that sentence should never have existed.
[QUOTE=Evil Captor]
Actually, Rose McGowan’s role is Paige. Holly Marie Combs plays Piper.
No Scottie or Kari? Heresy!
[QUOTE=Sternvogel]
Can we have guest reappearances by Shannon Daurghty(that’s got to be the wrong spelling) or was she Paige, too?
Carnivale
What? Oh… Never mind. 
Curb Your Enthusiasm with Larry David, is pretty much what Seinfeld would have been like on HBO.
[QUOTE=kidchameleon]
I like the way you think. 
You’re thinking of Shannen Doherty who portrayed “Pru” during Charmed’s first couple of seasons.
[QUOTE=Sternvogel]
I guess I’ll have to pay the Piper for that one.
Dallas. Oh, wait, they already did that, except they called it Rome.
Not meant to be a jab at Rome… I’m liking that show a lot so far.
Melrose Place - Thank you Heather Locklear!
90210 - Tori Spelling dies in the first episode though!!
And for a show that never got off the ground (Fox, naturally):
Wonderfalls - The lead actress will be worth the price of admission.
Ahh, it’s ok by me. If I’m burying my head in the sand, it’s only to stifle the laughter. 
Besides…they’ll pay…they’ll all pay!!
I’m sure Hal would like to see HBO revive Perfect Strangers.
Wasn’t Balki a shepherd?
Better yet, Newhart, so we could see what Mary Frann (who played Bob’s wife Joanna) was packing that made those big, fluffy sweaters of hers bulge so much.
Oh, c’mon. Hal’s obvious nominee here would be
Black Sheep Squadron
Not sure if you know that Wonderfalls is being played on LOGO (the gay/lesbian channel), mostly because the sister is a lesbian. Hmm, maybe that would make it a good HBO series.
**Wonderfalls ** is now showing on Logo (the GLBT Network)