It’s two weeks before the election, and you’re head of your state’s Board of Elections (or equivalent body). Given the chaos of, well, everything, you’ve assigned me to come up with a protocol to defend democracy in your state.
At last, I come to you with two plans for protecting the sanctity of democracy. We have time to implement either of these plans, but there’s no time to come up with a third plan: if we don’t adopt one of these two plans, there’s guaranteed chaos. When you see the plans I offer, you might decide to fire my incompetent ass, but you’ll either choose one of them, or you’ll go down in history as the worst Board of Elections Boss the nation’s ever seen.
PLAN 1: This plan cuts way down on errors (including both incorrectly-cast ballots and incorrectly-denied ballots): they’ll only comprise 0.2% of all ballots cast. However, those errors will overwhelmingly affect one of the two major political parties: almost all the errors will consist of preventing that party’s votes from being registered.
PLAN 2: This plan has far more errors: as many as 1% of ballots will be incorrectly-cast, and as many as 1% of voters will be incorrectly turned away. However, these errors will be spread equally among the two political parties.
Plan 1 prevents a lot of fraud and turns very few people away, in other words, but its errors are much likelier to affect the outcome of a tight election. Plan 2 allows significantly more fraud and turns significantly more people away incorrectly, but is much less likely to affect the outcome of a tight election.
(Plan 3–doing anything else–could create anywhere between 2 and 10% of ballots being incorrectly cast, and we don’t know whether one party will be more affected than the other.)
So which plan do you choose?
My theory is that conservatives will tend toward plan 1, and liberals will tend toward plan 2, and that there’s some underlying difference in values there that might be worth exploring; but I’m not sure. If all you want to do is accuse the other party of being a bunch of cynical hypocrites, while I might agree with you, can you not do that here?