Ok I never really thought about until I found this yes i allow my buddy in the toilet bowl
and even touch the water in the toilet. one note I pee sitting down
Well nuts?? 
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I absolutely do NOT allow it to touch the inside of the bowl.
But only because it doesn’t reach that far.
The issue in this thread may be my New Thing I Learned Today.
Not entirely sure that I wanted to learn it.
The old bowls, when I was a kid in Aus, really were bigger. And I was smaller.
The combination of me being bigger and bowls being smaller now means there’s not really enough space: I either dump at the rear wall, or touch at the front.
I dump at the rear wall. If I’m forced to use a public toilet, I hold my dangly bit clear with a finger or two between my legs. Fortunately, Aus toilets don’t have the high water of American toilets: faced with an American toilet, my first reaction is urinate first, and only sit down when I can hoist the hose clear of the water.
I laughed, I cringed, I was slack jawed with terrible wonder, all the way to the last page of the thread. All the while wondering, “WTH? Big Frank and The Hellions dangle down, how? I can’t even…”
Then I realized it was a twice, nay, thrice damned zombie. Still…
Where I work, the toilets’ water level is high, so me jewel-purse is in the water. I’ve learned to sit and sort of hold 'er up out of the way, like a loidy ‘olding aside her skirts. As a wise man once said, disgustipatin’.
I’ve had the scenario in the zombie op, and hated it hated it hated it. Ew!