While on a toilet, do most men allow the penis to rest against the inside bowl?

In My Humble Opinion
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I find it amusing and annoying when I poo and pee at same time, my stream goes between the toilet seat and the bowl and all over the floor. wets pants

have you ever caught your tool between the seat and the ceramic rim?

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I’m often curious as to the number of replies a thread receives. I like to try and guess just how big the response will be.

I noted two interesting things about this thread.

  1. The number or replies was extremely large (100 replies as of today). That really surprised me based on the topic.

  2. The OP has been banned and that was not much of a surprise.

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+1

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I keep one of those machines you see on the golf course handy just for such an emergency.

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I don’t think twice about it on my personal porcelain. I’ve never let it touch a public toilet surface (yuck).

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For me, the magic of shrinkage seems to protect me most of the time. If I do touch the toilet bowl, it’s cold enough that my penis shrinks up until it’s not touching any more.

It doesn’t happen often. I’m not particularly grossed out if it does.

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This thread gets better if you play Three Stooges Sound Effects as you read it… :smiley:

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Never had trouble with penis touching ceramics, but I do dislike when the testicles touch water.

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Any public toilet is cleaner than a keyboard in the library or elevator button

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It’s been awhile since I typed with my penis at a computer keyboard in a library or used my penis to hit the elevator button. Maybe this is a more common practice than I could possibly guess.

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Ignore, Delete, Whatever.

“Hey Fafa, better call the Orkin Man: we’ve got zombies again.”

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Whomever gave you that factoid is not well experienced at the extreme end of public toilets.

I’ll bet that the average public toilet could be better than the average library keyboard, but the way you stated it says that the cleanest library keyboard is worse than the worst public toilet, and that is flatly not so.

And I’ll wager the spectrums aren’t comparable, either. I’ll bet the worst public toilet is worse than the worst public keyboard. I mean, at a certain point someone will don rubber gloves and move the keyboard to the dumpster, and I’ve seen public restrooms that people were still using where I would have done that if I could move the whole room.

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Joined the board to disclose this. That took bal…never mind.

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No doo-doo, Sherlock. And he did it in response to a seven-years dormant thread. Once again one wonders what Google search led him to it.

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Aaaaand another legendary thread for the hall of fame. Good thing is that I work from home. But you guys still owe me new shorts.

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Today ignorance was fought.
(Never in a million years did the fact that this problem existed occur to me. Give me cramps once a month any day).

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How do the ladies fancy your wiener?

That made it 100 times better.

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Given that this is originally a zombie I first checked to make sure I hadn’t already responded years ago (I hate when I do that). Secondly, I can’t believe I missed this thread to begin with*!*

For as long as I can remember this has been a ‘thing’ for me. I always, always use my hand to ‘hold back’ my dick from touching any part of the toilet while sitting on it. Home, private, public, RV, it doesn’t matter. Just grosses me out completely if it does…

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**While on a toilet, do most men allow the penis to rest against the inside bowl? **

If I’m sitting, no – I wrap it around my waist to keep it out of the way. But when standing, yes, it usually rests against inside of the bowl.

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I just usually do crossword puzzles…