Whining mass murderer Anders Behring Breivik has legally changed his name

…and people are laughing their asses off.

Why? His new name is “Fjotolf Hansen”. While “Hansen” is the most common family name in Norway, like “Smith” is in the US, his new first name isn’t too common. We can’t even check how many who go by that name, we’re only told by the name statistics website that “three or fewer” persons are legally named “Fjotolf”.

But that isn’t the funny part. The last syllable (-olf) is fairly common in quite a few Scandinavian names, so that isn’t the funny part either. The reason Norwegians are laughing their asses off on social media is that the first syllable (Fjot-) is rather similar to “fjott”, which means “dork”. Imagine Tim McVeigh legally changing his name to Dowk-rick Smith.

He should just change his name to “Avdøde Person.”

The book on him and his crimes is one of the most depressing things I’ve ever read. Just a video-game-soaked dweeb with mommy issues, who decided to fix the world by brutally murdering dozens of kids who actually had futures.