Is it normally this quick? They’re saying that it was on the fifth ballot.
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Al Pacino, who will rule as Pope Sisinnius II and commission the Vatican chorus to sing his name to the tune of Chim-Chimney. He’ll bring back castratos to the choir and appoint Joe Pesci the Special Papal Legate to Problem Guys.
Holy Smokes!
Country of origin or perineal hairdo?
False alarm everybody, turns out it was just Snoop Dogg dropping by for a visit with the cardinals.
Whoever it is, they better make the most of it. Could be the last one. :eek:
Hallajuliea!
Mazel Tov! 
A little bit of trivia: white smoke means a pope, black smoke means no pope, and hoky smokes means the next pope is a moose.
I meant the former, but now definitely leaning towards the latter.
Ratzinger was elected on the fourth ballot.
WAG: Argentinian guy. Pius the whateverth.
Still hoping for Father Jack and Pope Feck I, though.
My vote is for Pope Hilarius.
I’m hoping for Hilarius II!
ETA: Dammit Folly!
You’re just taking the Pius!
The smoke thing is really played out. Can’t they just tweet it?
Quite a theatre. I have enjoyed it.
For the love of…
I had no idea there actually was a Pope Hilarius.
That is … um … amusing.
All the names on that list were popes. It’s a list of pope names.