Who are the Lamest Villains?

:eek: That’s a lot of work for a secondary character. An interesting read.

Xamot & Tomax

Twin brothers. You hit one and both fall. What possible advantage could that be?

Ah, quite so. Sorry, DC Comics. And good catch, DocCathode! I am gratified to note that the stalwart Turner D. Century Junior Centurion Brigade remains ever-vigilant against electrically transmitted misinformation in this coarse, newfangled Telephonic Age. I doff my hat to you, sir.

Well then, what about it, Marvel? World War O’ D. Century! A furious Turner returns from exile in deep space, mourning the death of his wife and intent on vengeance against the man he believes responsible for her demise-- President Warren G. Harding! Earth’s heroes must use Dr. Doom’s time platform and scour the timestream to locate the one man who may be powerful enough to stop Century’s rampage: his arch-nemesis-- Bix Biederbecke!

The Century-Clone Saga! A sudden crime spree sweeps the globe with the return of Turner D. Century-- only this time, the “D” stands for “Doppleganger!” Dozens of T. D. Clones are spotted, each one customized to represent the turn of a different century! Tremble in fear at the apocalyptic visions of Turner D. Eleventh Century! Stand amazed at the Renaissance-era ingenuity of Turner D. Sixteenth Century! Cower before the berserker fury of Turner D. Ninth Century! Marvel at the pyramid-building skills of Turner D. 25rd Century BC!

Boer War! Tony Stark’s plan to duplicate Professor X’s telepathic powers goes awry when Turner D. Century accidentally locks himself inside Cerebro, mistaking it for a bathing machine. Soon the superheroes of the world are divided amongst themselves, battling furiously over such issues as women’s suffrage and the Dreyfus affair.

Frank Burns

I wonder if there could be any support for Turner D. Century.

I think we have a real winner here.

Peter Morris:

Was he the big guy with the dredlocks? Who Bond killed with a laser throgh the head? Yeah, he didn’t do much.

But…dumbest name? Ahem, Nick Nack? May Day? Tee Hee?

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