Who are the skankiest mainstream actresses alive?

Curdog’s kind of skanky, too. Implants or no?
I don’t have any contributions to the skanky list, but I wanted to say that I watched a Star! Bio on Anna-Nicole Smith and there was this large segment where she talked about the joys of walking around naked in front of her son. The kid looked about ten or twelve.

Cliffy stole mine. I’d like to add Geena Davis.

And Shannen Doherty.

She looks like a vending machine for STD.

I want to second the vote for Sandra Bernhard. She makes bile rise in my throat.

I also think (no cite) that she said she had lesbian sex with Madonna. Now, that’s ONE bit of lesbian sex that I wouldn’t want to watch.

With the recent release of Glitter we can safely add Mariah Carey to the list, no? She makes me want to spray her with Lysol.

Oh, Sandra Bernhard. I thought you people were talking about Sarah Bernhardt, the old actress, who, imho, was pretty sexy at times.

Although “alive” in the thread title should have given it away.

What…no mention of Alyssa Milano yet?

Sharon Stone… anyone? Anyone? For the love of god, I think she drinks more than me :wink:

In person Eliza Dushku may be chaste, kind, and sweetness itself, but on screen she looks like a walking ad for the the Free Clinic. I’ve only seen her on “Buffy” and in “Jay and Silent Bob” but man does she look slutty. Sexy as hell, but like you’d definitely want the full body condom.

And so as not to be sexist, offhand I’d have to say there are more skanky mainstream actors than actresses. He looks good on film, but offscreen Brad Pitt always looks to me like he needs to be dipped in a big vat of Pine-sol several hundred times.

sure…
Sharon Stone. And she used to be cool. Gawd, what a waste!
Alyssa Milano? ::eek::
But, but, but she’s so cute!!!
Why her?
Is there something I don’t know?
Please baby Jesus, don’t let Alyssa be a tramp.

I’m sorry, why are you people still posting in this thread? I gave you the answer.

:wink:

–Cliffy

What, no Sarah Silverman?

this is the funniest damn thing i have read in a while! every time i come across a name i know, i think “yeah, shes the skankiest!”, then i read the next one and change my mind!

i agree with the pam anderson, sandra bernhard, vagilina jolie and many of the others. i just wished i knew who the rest were that i didn’t recognize! they must really be dozies!

if i had to pick just one, i would say courtney love, cause i really think she is as skanky as she appears to be

Sound’s like the name of Elvis’ illegitimate Mexican son…

Two words - Heather Graham

I do not think Jolie qualifies; sure, in her private life she acts like a skank, but she still LOOKS like a babe. I would go home with her in a hot second. Once she started telling me about her home life, I would have to grab a barf bag, true. Pam? She has babe elements as well- not to mention you KNOW she could dechrome a trailer hitch.

Sandra Bernhard is the clear winner- I mean she showed up almost comletely nekkid several times on that Comedy show she hosted- and I didn’t want to look. Gag.

I can’t for the life of me remember her name- but the star of “Sex in the City” is WAY overrated as a sex symbol, and there is a certain skank element. So also is Callista overrated, but not much in the way of skank factor.

Sarah Jessica Parker? I was going to suggest her although she used to look fantastic. Now she’s just a chain smoking, anorexic stick figure. I’d also say curdog has become a resident of Skanky Hotown since he got that boob job and the nipple rings.

What’s wrong with Heather Graham and Geena Davis though?

Sarah Jessica Parker’s contract states that she won’t do nude scenes, nor can the producers of Sex and the city have a body double stand in for her.

I am not sure why she makes a big deal about it. She is the last of the stars on that show I would want to see naked. She is just too horsey-looking.

Courtney Love, without a doubt.

And Rose McGowan. She’s annoying. For crissakes, she used to be engaged to MARILYN MANSON!!! Good lord, he proposed in a bathtub. Just that image makes me want to scrub my brain out with clorox.

She’s not an actress, but Christina Aguilera is a major skank.

Lil Kim, Roseanne, the late Jayne Mansfield. Even the way she DIED was skank city!

Um, Jessica Biel, Melissa Joan Hart. That

Skank skank skank…man, I love that word-I could just say it all day. Skank skank, skankity skankity skankity skank skank.

I beg to differ. Heather is special.