Courtney Love has held the crown for over a decade, and has held off a number of contenders including Foxy Brown and Lil’ Kim.
But now it seems her place at the top may be threatened by one at least one of the following:
Pink. She got a late start, but rapidly picked up ground with her appearence in the Lady Marmalarde video, and has gotten skankier by the minute. Granted, her descent into skankhood hasn’t been as rapid or as deep as some of the other contenders, but she nonetheless merits serious consideration.
Christina Aguillera. Like Pink, her appearence in the Lady Marmalarde video catapulted her to the front of the pack, and he actions since then have done nothing to keep her from the front of the pack.
The Hilton Sisters. Paris and Nicky have come from out of nowhere and appear to have taken the lead from Christina and are nipping not just at Courntey’s heels, but are ferociously biting her calves and moving on up to the thighs. They appear to have it all; limitless wealth, the willingness and desire to fuck anything with a penis, and a level of vapidness not seen since the Supermodel craze of the early 1990’s.
So, my question to you is this: does Courtney Love still reign supreme or are the Hilton Sisters the new co-Queens of Skankified Sluttiness?
I can’t really work out how you figgered Courtney Love skankier than Lil’ Kim. What gives, man? I know you have seen the Lady Marmalade video. Did you skip the part where Lil’ Kim was shaking her barely-masked privates agressively, attacking the camera with them, almost? The skank is overpowering. Maybe some moderation with the clown makeup? The plastic surgery? No? Gross.
Um, I don’t want to disrespect our Queen…but may I just say that the Hilton sisters would make wonderful ladies in waiting? Those two are SUPER skanky. Especially that Paris Hilton…eeeek.