It's official: There's a new skank queen in town

Lil Kim held the corwn for 6 years, but the new Skank Queen is Christina Aguillara, thanks in part to here appearence in the Lady Marmalarde video and her new Dirty video.

Sorry, Christiana, but you need to be hosed down, much like Hawkeye & BJ in that MASH episode.
Agree, disagree, don’t give a fried rats ass?

Agree – besides the fact that her “singing” sucks, she is major skank.

Her new Dirty video will effectively end her career. Watch.

There’s a chance I’m wrong but I don’t think so.

oh sorry, forgot. I agree.

You say “skank” like it’s a bad thing…

End her career? Good… now maybe she will take Playboy up on their offer! :wink:

What, no link to the skank?

Wowza. I just went over to the MTV site and watched that video, and I both gotta agree that it is extremely skanky and add in a personal “DA-YAM!! WHOOO!”

Dude, Christina grabbing her crotch, thrusting her hips and talking about getting off, with much moaning and such. I’m down. Plus the really obvious blowjob shot when the sweaty dudes put the water bottle in her mouth… my favorite part is they show her spitting it out… note to self: Christina doesn’t swallow.

Oh yeah, go here http://www.mtv.com/music/video/ and click the one that says Christina Aguilera - Dirrty. They have the whole video up.

Gotta disagree. It will take more than a skanky video or two to steal the crown from Lil Kim.

Posted by Monstre: “Agree – besides the fact that her “singing” sucks, she is major skank.”

I’d have to disagree with the singing part. I think she’s one of the few among her contemporaries/competitors that actually can sing.

That having been said, it’s a shame that Christina, or her managers as the case may be, have chosen to follow the path to skankdom. She sings well enough and is pretty enough to have succeeded by taking the high road.
Given recent events, mayberrydan may well be correct in stating that she is finished. I for one regret her descent into skankdom because at one point she did have a promising future.

I dunno, I’m as into girl parts as the next red-blooded hetero guy, but watching that video was like an ice-cold shower that still left me feeling dirty afterwards. It’s like the exact opposite of a turn-on.

Maybe I’ve just seen too much of Miss Aguilera outside of her videos so I’m always conscious of how obnoxious she is – she can wave her pudenda in my face* all she wants, but I’m constantly reminded how she does the diva thing with her hand when she sings, and how she talks like a suburban white girl trying to sound black.

  • borrowed that phrase from Michael Nelson’s essay about Shania Twain, probably the best thing he’s ever written next to “the sharpei-faced Tommy Lee Jones”

Doesn’t anybody use the search facility anymore?

Oh, my God! Did anybody else see that skanky Christina Aguilera video?
Christina Aguilera’s “Dirty” Video

No charge.

Maybe I’m weird, but I don’t find her sexy or alluring at all. It’s like she’s grown tired of earth-people and is now attempting to appeal to a strictly theoretical type of being.

I am witholding my ass du rat frite.

I used to really respect Christina…I mean, here was a girl who could actually sing and was able to do so and look attractive without being disgusting. Now, I have definately changed my mind. I loved Genie in a Bottle and What a Girl Wants, even Come on Over, but this is getting ridiculous. She needs to cover up. My biggest worry is that impressionable young girls are going to begin dressing like her. Just watching some of the elementary and middle schoolers, their clothing style changes with each new music video. I’m 15, but I do not allow myself to be influenced that much by music videos. However, other people are more easily influenced.

Eh?

Soooo, I guess you wouldn’t care to see her on the cover of Rolling Stone,eh?

Go on. You want to push the button. Do it.

(Caution: may not be safe to pull up at work)

Just don’t tell Britney yet. I’m waiting for her response (in the form of an even dirtier video, 'cause you know that ‘Dirty’ was just a reply to ‘Slave for you’.) :smiley:

Nothing happens when I click on the video at the MTV site. I don’t have java enabled - is that the problem? How would I temporarily change settings to make this run, using IE 6.0?