Or at least be maimed a little bit. Does anybody else find this little cupcake annoying? I’m watchng VH1 as I sit at my 'puter and her newest video is on. I’ve never seen her with a full shirt on and now Miss Twit has some sort of glittery body painting around her precious navel. Give me a break. You can just see the little ballons over her head as she’s thinking “Ooooh I’m so hot”
She definately ain’t all that and a bag of chips.
I know this probably belongs in the BBQ pit but frankly I’m scared of that place.
I’ve been hoping for a rogue asteroid to hit her in the head during one of those “I’m so hot and such a serious musical artist” interviews. Either that or lightning.
Yes, I would like to rub sandpaper over any and all of her delicate mucous membranes, butI think that I you hate a famous person, the best thing you can do is ignore them rather than post how much you hate them.
It’s like monsters under the bed- they go away when you stop believing in them.
Don’t sweat it, people will lose interest in time and she will cease to exist. She can’t remain cute forever. When her looks go people will notice the lack of talent.
Then another cute sex kitten will come along to take her place and annoy the hell out of you and the circle of life will continue.
Christina Aguilera is just one of an entire group of jailbait music artists that needs to go away. When I take over the world, the following music artists will be exiled to the closest available abandoned oil platform:
Christina Aguilera
Britney Spears
Mandy Moore
Jessica Simpson
Anyone else under the age of consent that shows midriff
Anyone managing the careers of any of the aforementioned
My 4, 4 freakin’ year old niece knows all the words to “Oops, I did it Again”. I don’t who to be more disgusted at: my sister for letting her listen to it or the labels for marketing it to every young girl over the age of a zygote.
It really disturbs me to hear her sing “I’m not that innocent” and I just have to think “oh, yes, sweet-pea, you are - please God, keep her that way for awhile”.
The problem is that these days any skinny blonde slut with a boob job is a “Diva in the making”. I don’t even know who is worse, the teeny-sluts screaming on stage or the teeny-boppers screaming in the audience and keeping shit like this popular.
Mojo - there isn’t anything really that scary about the Pit really. They just love newbies down there, sometimes served with a side of fava beans perhaps but they love them nonetheless.
Spears and Aguilera? We will never be rid of their type, they breed 'em faster than they do rabbits.
Why does everyone always leave out Leann Rimes? She has been wearing slutty clothes since she was 15 or maybe before. It’s fine if you can sing and dance, but for goodness sakes girls, have some self respect!
I don’t advocate maiming, or murder (after all, think about how young these girls are, they might grow into some integrity), I just want to kick them all in the butt. And say, “Oops, I did it again!”
I think I have blown my nose and ended up with a Kleenex that weighs more than Christina Aguilera, and as for Britney, my breasts haven’t been that perky since I was a fetus.
More than the insipid nature of the music itself, I worry what values these “role models” are passing along to their pre-teen female fans. sigh
Mandy Moore
Britney Spears
Jessica Simpson
Christina Aguilera
and I dont see talent. Hell, in Mandy and Christina’s case I don’t even see attractive. Aguilera is just plain ugly in my opinion, and her body isnt even that great. Mandy is a product of MTV…blah!
Britney while lacking talent is somewhat attractive but as she increases the plastic surgery even that is slipping away.
Jessica Simpson is absolutely gorgeous and she went to school with several of my friends. Knowing from them that she is an absolute bitch that used to be chunky I laugh. If she had some musical talent short of just a great voice I may like her…for now, she stays on the no talent list.
Now as far as Leann Rhimes…although I absolutely detest country music, this girl is all talent, all the time. I watched her grow up locally performing at Johnny High’s Country Music Review in Arlington, and I’ve seen her sing accapella and etc so many times I know her talent. She has an absolutely amazing voice and she has since she was very young. Unlike the others on the list, she does not flaunt her looks as her main product, rather she sings, and she sings well.
She doesn’t belong on the list…and she probably never will.
I hear Christina is going to record an album in Spanish, even though she doesn’t, technically, speak the language. Something about embracing her Latin roots. The only time her roots are even the least bit Latin is when she goes a couple weeks without peroxide.
How easily you all forget that back in the early 80’s, Madonna was considered to be talentless slut and most critics predicted that she would fade out pretty quickly. 15 years later, and she is still making music and has more money and power than most of you could ever imagine. Have you ever seen an interview with Madonna? She is a lot smarter than most people give her credit for. She is still around because she uses her body, but she also uses her brain to get what she wants. Out of all the teeny-boppers, it will be the most intelligent one who probably ends up having long-term success.
I believe there is an inherent difference between Madonna and these girls Spears, Aguilera, Moore, Simpson, and whoever else. Madonna, as much as I detest her and her music, I have to admire her drive and her intelligence. Even though some of her songs are just as “poppy” and stupid, the very same she made extremely controversial (aka “pulling a Slim Shady”). At the time she came around, music was risque, but her music was EXTREMELY risque, and since she was a type to appeal to young women, people generally decried her for that. I will also say that a good many of her songs have substance and even good subject material. And she does a good deal of music writing. She even manages her own record label, for the love of Pete!
These teeny bopper no-talents have next to nothing going for them. They are carbon copies, cheap imitation after cheap imitation, trite, boring, about the equivalent of musical cotton candy: a waste. They may taste sweet for now, but they won’t last long. And personally, I think that is a wonderful thing.
To believe that Christina is a better rapper than singer, but not by much.
While we are at it, let’s dump N’SYNC in the bin as well. These Backdoor Boys got too much press in inverse proportion to their talent. They can’t even do videos like the Backstreet Boys can. And now they will be immortalized in a web comic? Oh no!!!
