All fine and good thing to wish for, but her albums are already out. Someone in my apartment building below me quite enjoys blasting Christina’s album at… well loud enough that I can hear it clearly. Which of course, I would rather not.
Man, I need to move…
Unfortunately for every one of these teeny bopper girls that leaves the limelight, 2 more appear. Pretty soon we will be inundated with them. Oh shit.
THespos writes:
Hey, I have plans for that oil platform! Throw your garbage someplace else.
Who the hell is Leann Rimes? 
Christina Aagrulerilerera (whatever) is a dangerous slut. Not that I’m any sort of angel, or mind sex on tv, but I think kids get into enough shit without that sort of influence.
I only have one to say about the staying power of Britney, Christina and their ilk:
Remember Debbie Gibson?
[cue crickets]
Anybody?
Anybody at all?
(This thread brings one thing to mind: why is there no vomiting smilie? It sums up my feeling perfectly.)
Debbie Gibson … and Tiffany. The twin towers of late '80s teen pop. I thought Tiffany was a smidge hotter.
Christina Aguilera’s cover shot on “Rolling Stone” looked yucky. She looked a little like a witch.
Christina just gained a modicum of respect. I just heard her ‘rap’ reply to Eminem. (Will the real Slim Shady please shut up)
Well then you’ll be happy to hear that Tiffany is releasing a new album this fall. Her press agent describes is as her Jagged Little Pill. . . .Great.
I saw a story on E! (or something similar) that one of the two beauty queens, Britney or Christina (I want to say it was Christina), was doing cover shots for Seventeen magazine and picking out her clothing and posing and the Seventeen people had to cover her up a bit (clothing wise) and glean through the photos to pick out ones that weren’t as “sexy”. The Seventeen reps said something like “We try not to be promote a really sexy look on our covers too much and ____ (Britney or Christina) really wanted to go for a much sexier look than we generally like”.
18 y/o. 19 y/o. get a grip. They don’t even know what good sex is. Sheesh!
I had a dream the other night that Britney, Christina, et al, were marooned on a desert island. A few days later a group of young, talented, good-looking men was also marooned on the island. The divas were all atwitter at the thought of receiving the attention they considered to be their due, until they found out it was the LA Gay Men’s Choir. They became so distraught (the divas, that is) that they all climbed to the top of the tallest coconut tree on the island and they all committed suicide.
I must admit I had a chubby when I woke up.
:: puts on flame retardant outfit ::
I think Christina has a nice voice.
As for Debbie Gibson, she goes by Deborah now, and I have been seeing her name pop up a lot lately…I’m not sure exactly what she is doing now though…Broadway, I think?
Mojo pick up flame thrower then puts it down in a moment of compassion
Ok I’ll let you live because obviously her voice must remind you of the caterwauling you must hear in your line of work. I guess she does sound like a wounded animal and as such, commands your pity. You just want to help her don’t you?
The only time I got a feeling of true emotion when hearing Christina sing was when she did that commercial singing “me-me-me-me-me!”. That one sounded like it came from the heart.
Also, from everything I’ve heard, Christina is the one teen queen who seems to be able to give Mariah Carey a run for her money in claiming the title “Bitch Queen of the Known Universe”.
As many have alluded to here, these young’uns are just the latest bubblegum pop incarnation.
Forget Debbie and Tiffany. Remember Shaun Cassidy? Leif Garrett? David Cassidy (Keith Partridge)?
This goes back a LONG ways.
This music is for kids and young teens. Why are you listening to it? If that’s all your local radio station plays, I suggest blowing it up. Or, if you want to avoid the jail time, buy CDs of good music.
Remember about 25 years ago, when Top 40 music was actually pretty good? Why is the Top 40 so saturated with this junk now?
I’ll tell you why. It’s the fault of you parents out there. You’re giving your kids too much allowance money, or being too indulgent when they say, “ohpleasecanIgetthenewBritneyCDohpleaseohplease.”
I am proud to say that, with the exception of Britney and Christina, I haven’t a clue who those other popsters listed are.
I think she’s doing the Olivia Newton-John role in “Grease.”
My respect for her shot up tenfold when I heard that.
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I was amused but not very surprised to see that someone else had noticed and addressed this terrible phenomenon of minimal talent and grossly inflated egos being used as a weapon to inflict unmeasurable pain and suffering on the unsuspecting public. I deeply regret using your intellectual property without your express written consent. Where shall I send the royalty check?
In my defense, I would like to point out that your far superior thread unfortunately had run its course before I became a member of this prestigious MB in August. I can in no way ever hope to aspire to its eloquence and wit, so I hereby vow never to post on this particular subject again. As God as my witness, I shall never go trolling again.
In order to prevent this sort of thing from happening in the future, would you like to be offered the opportunity to inspect any future new thread ideas to ascertain if any copyright laws are being infringed upon?
I will consider your post a cease and desist order. I hear and obey.
Sincerely
Cindi
Welcome aboard, Cindi! And please, continue to bash miss Aguilera. We need more people like you and me in this world 