I'm TRYING to hate her, but god help me I think she's hot.

What celebrities do you find hot despite a genial – or not so genial – dislike for virtually every aspect of their public persona?

For me, it’s Kelly Ripa. The best thing I can say about her performance on Regis & Kelly is that she’s less irritating than Kathie Lee Gifford; of course, that’s like saying Pol Pot was less of a mass murderer than Stalin. The best thing I can say about her performance on her sitcom is that, thanks to the fact that we live in a free country, I cannot be compelled to watch it. But my word, she’s lovely. Cute. Mattressable. She must be mine.

What about the rest of you, Dopers? Whom do you find attractive despite your better judgment?

The overexposed Eva Longoria, who seems to be a vapid fame-whore from a show I have no desire to watch, is pretty hot.

Christina Aguilera’s new classic Hollywood glamour-girl look (as seen in her “Ain’t No Other Man” video) took her from skanky to smokin’.

Totally agree with you–I remember seeing Kelly Ripa as a guest on a talk show just before she was named as Kathy Lee’s replacement and I thought, “My God, she’s incredibly hot!” A couple of months later I actually watched Regis and Kelly for the first time and the attraction faded a bit. She’s quite annoying.

Other nominees:

Jennifer Lopez - very hot, but not that great of an actress and her music is not my stlye. And I just don’t like her personality–she seems fake when I see her in interviews.

Ricki Lake - couldn’t stand her talk show (I HATE that kind of show) and I know not everyone finds her physically attractive, but I can’t help myself.

Err, …Tom Cruise. :o

But, like, only in Legend. Honestly. Back before he became the crazy couch-jumping man he is now. He was so cute with his crooked teeth, and we didn’t know enough to hate him yet. Aww.

Jude Law-pretty boy sleaze who’s not all there, I suspect. But damned if he isn’t sexy.

If you want to like Kelly Ripa again, check out her appearance on Saturday Night Live. She did an awesome job. She’s got a natural talent for comedy. She’s also usually very good when she appears on Letterman. She comes across as anything but airheaded on those appearances.

Check out her commercial for Tressant Supreme hair color - the hair color with just a hint of crack cocaine in it.

Brad Pitt.

I couldn’t care less about all the Brad-Angelina-baby hoo-ha. I’m not sure he can act his way out of wet paper bag, because the only thing I’ve seen him in is Troy.

But, lordy, he was HOT as Achilles!

Well, maybe I’m weird, but I can’t find an actor I see as irritating or stupid attractive. However cute he may be, the attraction stops cold. Or just never starts at all.

Take Ben Affleck, for example. If I saw a still photo of him, I’d have to say he was pretty good looking. Just the type of guy I’d usually find appealing, visually. But, on screen, I just find him… yucky. It’s the smirk, I suspect.

Or Bill Maher. I admit Bill Maher isn’t your usual dream-boat material, but I had a bit of a crush on him back in the day. Actually, quite a bit of a crush – sexual fantasies and so one. He was even on my fantasy five list for a while. Then he made a bone headed comment on Politically incorrect and it as if it just turned a switch in my libido. It was like, “Wow! I can’t believe I’ve thought about putting my mouth on someone that stupid!” End of attraction.

Now, I don’t have any trouble finding an otherwise appealing actor attractive even though he’s portraying a villain. Jason Isaacs has played some Horrible People, but I still think he’s hot as hell.

He should’ve been the next James Bond, in my opinion.

Yes, that would have been brilliant, wouldn’t it? I’d just like to see him in something with a love scene in it. He seems like he’s be sexy as can be, but it’s hard to tell from the roles I’ve seen him in.

I, on the other hand like Kelly Ripa, although I don’t like the Regis show. I like her in those bleach pen ads. I think she’s funny.

Eminem is my guilty eye candy pleasure. I’m not crazy about his music or what he stands for, but man, is he hot.

Well, he gets pretty close as the James Bond parody “Clark Devlin” in the first part of The Tux. After that, it’s all about Jackie Chan’s antics.

::shamefacedly::

Hell, I’d do Tom Cruise. And I’m a (mostly straight) guy.

Of course, I’m still going to have to have him executed once I am god-king, but still.

Jude Law also…just for the voice.

I’d do a threesome with Britney Spears and Paris Hilton but I’d hate myself in the morning.

Classic Britney or Current Britney?

I’d like to claim I’d only do Classic Britney but who am I kidding? I’m a slut and I’d do Current Britney if I had a chance.

Seconded.

Dear Og! What has that girl done to that poor body?

I absolutely despise Paris Hilton and the idolization of her and what she is. But she’s hot. I’d hit that.

You probably are weird. But you’re not alone. As a dutiful Trek fanboy, I used to think that Terry Farrell (Jadzia Dax) was hot. But then I saw her on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune, and she was a bloomin’ idiot (approximately at the level of “Is E a vowel?”). Like a light switch, all of a sudden, no attraction at all.