Agreed on all counts.
One time I was home sick with what I thought was a slight case of the flu and trying to decide if I was well enough to go into work for a few hours. I was flipping through the channels and I saw Regis and Kelly and I thought to my self “Man, Kelly Ripa is pretty hot.” I quickly realized what I was thinking and I knew then that I should not go to work and instead go to the doctor. Now when I tell my family and friends that I wasn’t feeling well, they ask “Was it something minor, or were you so sick that you thought that Kelly Ripa was hot?”
What? I don’t see what’s so bad about the second picture. She looks fine to me.
May God forgive me, for my sense of good taste will not:
Jessica Simpson.
I like Kelly Ripa (I used to watch the soap she was on) but I don’t think she is hot. Paris Hilton, on the other hand, yow.
You know, that’s EXACTLY the picture I had in mind for Classic Britney, but I was too lazy to look it up…and I’m not sure it’s work safe.
It isn’t the body. The body’s fine; nothing wrong with a little pregnancy weight. It’s the boots, and the poor hair choices, and the general embracing of white-trashedness.
Remember those double agents I said Britney’s mother used to employ to make Christina Aguilera dress like a moron? Clearly they have switched teams.
Please forgive me.
Ann Coulter. She is not among the hottest women, her face is a little too bony and she could eat more. However, she is generally considered attractive.
Certain aspects of her persona are of course disconcerting for many. But pretend for a moment that she is an apolitical, all around nice person. That doesn’t take away the voice! Her droning nosebreathing causes nightmares of hornets, trying to chew their way through your eardrum.
I will now scourge myself in penance.
Whew. Finally someone says it. I didn’t want to be the first one. The size of her hands is the stuff of nightmares, though. Seriously… it’s almost like some bizarre defect. :\
It is best not to watch Celebrity Jeopardy, or any sort of celebrity interview show. I prefer to know as little as possible about artists I like.
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See, I can’t pretend that well. I should have watched more Sesame Street while I was growing up. The thing is, I can imagine having very good sex with, say, Kelly Ripa, or either iteration of Britney, or even, god help me, Halle Berry. But Ann Coulter? ::shuddering:: Apart from the moral outrage that would necessitate kicking my own ass afterwards, apart from the likelihood that my penis would freeze, break off, and shatter into a thousand pieces in the process (and all my future plans for my penis involve it being whole and attached), I have this sinking feeling that she could only enjoy herself by muttering “Eek! I’m being raped by a nigger!” throughout the process.
Hey, hey, hey… I didn’t say “I’d hit that.” Perhaps she shouldn’t be in a thread about being hot. She certainly has fans who like her looks, although they are typically Fox News-loving types.
Her personality is a rather potent form of birth control. If you prefer, you could just tell her that you like it when your partners wear ball gags and paper bags. Even with that, she is not high on my list. Neither is Paris Hilton, I really don’t see the draw about her, yet tons of guys consider her pretty. That woman is going to have skin cancer at 30.
I don’t particularly dislike her, but Angelina Jolie is sexy. She isn’t marriage material, being batshit crazy, but still hot.
Mann Coulter wouldn’t be attractive even if she were a left-wing writer for High Times.
Here is a good-looking young lady with brains:
Sadly one of her jobs is a TV gameshow where her job is to persuade punters to make expensive phone calls to enter silly competitions. So her intellect is wasted as she babbles for hours about ‘phone now’.
What a waste. :smack:
For me, it’s Tyra Banks. When I flip around the dial, I’ll usually pause on her inane hugfest for a second with the thought “Good-looking girl,” although I understand quite well that she has a forehead you could play handball against and has a cranium hand-packed with apple-butter mush, and then I notice that 15 minutes have passed without the channel changing.
On British TV, it’s Melanie Sykes. Vacuous co-host on a vacuous daytime talkshow (“Des and Mel” - with annoying ‘comedian’ Des O’Connor). Annoying laugh. A little short on charisma. Not too bright.
But distractingly gorgeous - enough to make me not switch over when her show is on.
This is Kelly Ripa as in *Hope&Faith *Kelly Ripa, right? How is she ever not hit-that-able? Funny, good looking…I’m glad we don’t get this Regis thingy that might possibly ever put me off her.
I’d also like to second Ricki Lake. But I’ve enjoyed her acting outside her talk show, so I guess that’s also why.
Within the world of anorexic narcissistic trannies with Stage IV Marfan’s Syndrome and closet Nazi tendencies, Anne Coulter is a definite 10. 
Gillian Anderson. I’d bed Agent Scully in a heartbeat, but IRL Anderson is too much of a flake for me to go anywhere near her.
Skald, I’m curious, why can’t you imagine having good sex with Halle Berry? Unless you’re related to one of her many exs like David Justice or Eric Benet or have been sideswiped by her vehicle I don’t understand that. (And I’d cheerfully let her smash my car if I got to have sex with her afterwards. )
Paris Hilton? If the soulless, blank-eyed stare of a wax dummy does it for you, be my guest. She’s the only person I’ve ever seen who already looks like her Madame Toussard’s counterpart.