Sarah Palin
ok maybe not Mama June
Mamie Van Doren (currently 85)
Chelsea Handler
no - not Betty White
the egregiously annoying Wendy’s redhead
no - not Helen Thomas
the Hilton sisters
Kim Kardashian (actually Kanye’s been all over her - I might think twice on that)
Carly Fiorina
if you feel the need - proceed to the shower.
Michelle Malkin - I’d hate fuck her
damn I laughed out loud at that.
and agreed.
along with aforementioned Palin and Fiorina, I’d also dislike-hump Ann Coulter and a number of Fox News hotties.
Wait a sec - I was thinking Marliee Matalin when you mentioned Malkin. It’s the former I’d do.
The candidate that wasn’t a witch. Kinda hot.
I opposed virtually everything she stood for, but always thought Condoleezza Rice was damn sexy. I mean check out those legs!
We’re just getting more confused here. Are you talking about Mary Matalin or Marlee Matlin?
jillian from workaholics
thanks - I meant to say Mary Matalin (Jimmy’s interestingly-matched squeeze)
also - Glenn Close, whom many, especially “back in the day”, would consider reasonably attractive - not Katherine Deneuve, perhaps, but neither was she Susan Boyle - but for some reason, she really, really, really grossed me out, partly to do with some of the characters she portrayed (well, I’ll grant), and so, coming from me, to say that I’d serenade her in my fake-rock grotto would be almost comparable to tipping my hat to that British singer.
Dinah Shore - when I was about 12 or so in the 70’s, felt strange getting the hots for that flirty, fine-complexioned dixie who was (whoa) “mom’s age”.
ok…brace yourselves…
yes…Nancy Pelosi (who has to get some credit for maintaining herself at 75, not to mention those ahem titillating boob job rumours)
Um… Putin. (hangs head in shame) I actually find him embarrassingly, ridiculously sexy. Maybe it’s a Russian thing… my grandmother came here from Russia and my son’s adopted from there, so perhaps I could be given a pass just this one time.?:o
It could have been worse - it could have been Jon Lovitz.
Hanging out with Hope Solo could be pretty awesome, except for never being able to have an off day (That, and the actual violence would quickly become a deal breaker.)
You’re not the only one. Also Mitt Romney, whom I despise. Even Hitler was kinda hot when he was younger.
Whew! Not the only one! I thought Putin was bad, but I’d have to draw the line at Mitt or Adolph. Nope, nope, nope.
Speaking of Dinah Shore, don’t forget Doris Day. What a hottie in her day!
Broomstick. And New York from Flavor of Love.
I only recently watched through Breaking Bad, and I got a crush on the agitated, conniving woman in the last season. She would be hell to date, but there it is.
Strange: Kristen Schaal
Unattractive (to you, maybe): Joan Walsh (editor, Salon.com); Mara Liasson (commentator, NPR/Fox) (what can I say, intelligence and great speaking voices go a long way)
Disreputable: Gov. “Mattress” Mary Fallin (R-Oklahoma)
Bothersome: Tammy Bruce, Michele Bachmann
Hmm, Kristen Schaal reminds me of Lauren Lapkus, whom I find oddly attractive.
Odious, stupid, and very, very hot: Jenny McCarthy
Hope Solo’s another one who would probably end up with violence.
