Oddly, Mugabe was just awarded the Confucius Peace Prize.
Yeah, but he had a pretty sweet beard.
And Fidel Castro won it last year. 
I see China has picked up on the most important aspect of peace prizes: to make sure you award it to someone who has absolutely no connection to peace.
They will feature brutal televised game shows, in which the loser will be faced with the Trump himself bellowing this terrifying slogan: “You’re Liquidated!”.
It is amazing we Canadians survived a decade of his brutal reign, during which Canada became widely known as a horrifying distopia. 
The initial rumours were that Kim’s uncle was torn apart by dogs but that was from a single unreliable source. I hadn’t heard that the death by AAA had been debunked, and in fact there were satellite images showing sites were such shootings seemed to take place possibly on a regular basis.
And count me in as someone who isn’t entirely sure why that particular method of execution is considered so horrific, extravagant and dramatic maybe, but quick.
Me too. Dead’s dead. And quicker’s better.
Receiving a showy execution is kinda special that way. It demonstrates you really got under Dear Leader’s skin. Sorta like “When he cares enough to send the very best …”
Obviously a typo. Must be the Confusing Peace Prize.
Or maybe Confused Peace Prize.
Am I the only one wondering why the Canadian Lamestream Media is covering up the mass graves of Harper’s victims?
It takes a while for the news to get out on dog sled and kayak.
Gold-plated barbed wire! Brazilian mahogany gallows! Viking ovens in the crematoria!